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[challenge entry] We apologise for the late running of this service


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(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Well it will never get to the terminus on time
and will be full of kids ringing the bells all the time, OAPs who won't sit down and would rather fall down and some drunk will be pissing about with the emergency doors and drinking cans of lager at the back.
/bloodybusdriversareallthesame blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
# and the joys of being crammed in there with
a hundred footing ball fans swaying the carriage from side to side
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:20, archived)
# or how about the drunk that deposits their liquid lunch on the floor...
gets off, and leaves every one else with their feet in the air as it gradually spreads to every corner of the bus
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I can imagine the old ladies,
You wait an hour then three turn up at once.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
[challenge entry] and a pea for compo


and then I'm of to trim my garden...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I know it's always like that with old ladies you turn up at the busstop and 3 old ladies turn up at once.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# And in my experience
They start talking about pound shops and how they're amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# The latest one is "Is this where I scan my card?" and plonk it on top of the ticket machine
firstly the scans are to active yet and that's not how you scan them anyway so when they do become active I'm going to have to spend 5 minutes per OAP explaining how to scan their cards which means a lot of buses will be dropping out of service due to running out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Quite.
ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

Goddamnit.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
oh noes it's going to be like this all day ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็............ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็............ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็............ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
#
ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็

Oooooo I can do it too
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# How do you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:50, archived)
#
It's done like this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Even after all these years
It still gets me sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Twice in the last two days...
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
#

:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:25, archived)
# Lols
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# ^ Points
* Laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# niceone:)
cuntits
(herman:D, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# oh noes you didn't
did you? :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# yes i did
www.b3ta.com/board/10660576
(herman:D, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# That's Sunday lunch sorted!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# you may have got me
if it wasn't for those pesky comments! ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
#
This? ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็..ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็..ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็..ส็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sun 25 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Stop me and die one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# Slightly incorrect
First never apologise, or even give a reason, for buses running late or disappearing altogether.
(I helped save b3ta! uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 7:15, archived)