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# What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:53, archived)
# the short straw?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Squits.
for the sake of tradition!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Adam Jensen using his Typhoon on Ezio Auditore
and in the background Wonderwoman is getting tit fucked by Mario
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:57, archived)
# Nnnnnnghghhhhhhh....
LINGERIE.
SHOP.
TRIPLETS.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# Aaah, it's OK.
I've finished myself off now. Draw what you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# It has been a while.
......since I've drawn the triplets, not.........never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
#
3 minutes. A new record!
(Nicklock, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Witness
The power of the Mighty Doctor When's spluffage wakes even the Elder Lurkers from their slumber
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Hercules cleaning his oven; the filth labour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# Hot office girl with skirt stuck in the photo copy machine!! :P
(Fly Projector, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# From the archive.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Well...
...I've been sat here counting, and that's well over 8000 copies of her arse - where are they all? Eh? Eh? I couldn't even reliably say whether she's got pants on or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# The catbitch
Or alternatively the catbitch
Or something 4chan related
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Catbitch?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Catwoman
"Skin the catbitch"
You know. Everyone in Arkham City knew Catwoman as "bitch"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# You should draw up a list of all the suggestions b3ta offers.
That way you can refer back to them whenever your own imagination lets you down.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# A group of worldclass athletes are having a get together
It's the last time they can have a bit of a blow out before the really hardcore Olympic training begins. Everyone's just starting to get a bit squiffy and the conversation is beginning to flow more easily. One of the marathon runners decides the music is a little low tempo and sticks on Latin by Holy Fuck, a couple of the heptathletes begin dancing together, gyrating sexily and getting closer and closer. A few of the men cheer and wolf whistle, generally egging them on.
While everyone is distracted, a sprinter takes his chance and starts dropping liquidised temazepam into a few drinks. Not enough to knock people out, but more than enough to really loosen them up and not remember it next day. He's done a dozen or so drinks, when he realises the tone of the sounds behind him have changed and he looks round to see that the heptathletes and a couple of swimmers are now on the floor, pretty much naked, kissing, fondling and licking. One or two of the high jumpers have got their cocks out and are stroking them gently.
The sprinter's own cock gets so hard so quickly it bursts through the thin lycra of his running shorts and he spurts a thick, copious stream of manfat down a shotputter's back. He doesn't know if the shotputter is male or female.

It is the only time he is going to come first this Olympics.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# YES
We are on FIRE, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# This one felt a little tame some how...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I think I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:12, archived)
# OK, but no kissing
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# nice Holy Fuck mention, but I think you mean "Latin America"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:32, archived)
# Nope
The album is called Latin, was listening to it as I typed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:14, archived)
# d'oh!
I remembered it by the song title
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Ray is there, looking worried.
The rest of the office has picked up the gossip when Abigail arrives. Brian and the other Brian leer at her over their desks, but say nothing. She goes to her office to find Pascal and another man waiting behind her desk.
"Close the door." says the man. He is Detective Superintendent Moyles and he is very unhappy. It seems that Pascal is actually an undercover French police officer and the web cam is part of an operation to close down a large drug-running concern with interests in most of Western Europe. It was not hard to find her apparently. After she scrawled the crude image on Pascal's garden gate, he contacted his Interpol handler, who contacted Detective Superintendent Moyles. A street camera picked her up leaving the alley behind the Frenchman's house and another picked her up as she returned to her pool car. A PNC check revealed the car was registered with the local tax office and Pascal remembered the interview about the tax discrepancy with the intense, slightly nervous woman.
Abigail says nothing as the detective explains all this, but contents herself to stare at Pascal. The Frenchman returns her stare, until finally she cannot listen to any more.
"I saw him masturbating, he was watching me on web cam footage. I want to make a complaint."
Detective Superintendent Moyles turns to the Frenchman.
"Is this true?"
The Frenchman nods, "Well, it was a very sexy dance."
Detective Superintendent Moyles mouths swear words silently and rolls his eyes to the ceiling.
He counts to five, then looks at Abigail, "We are close to arresting a large number of very nasty people, in several countries. If you report this, I will make sure your very, very extra-curricular activities with regards my colleague here are reported to your superiors. I understand your immediate boss has had a heart attack under suspicious circumstances. I'm sure my report would not help your promotion prospects any, so stop fucking me about and I'll stop fucking you about and everyone will be happy, okay?"
Abigail manages a nod.
As he stands up to leave, his phone rings. For a moment he listens, Abigail cannot hear what is said, but Detective Superintendent Moyles is not happy at the news.
"An ironing board? They think? Where was the other one?" A pause while he listens, looking down at Pascal. Pascal is still watching Abigail.
"Burned to death with a broken neck, well I think we can rule out suicide. Fuck." He turns to Abigail.
"We are very, very done here. I'm going to assume we have an understanding and we can all get on with our lives" He nudges Pascal in the shoulder. "Come on, Asterix." He walks out.
As Pascal gets up, he carefully puts a package on the desk.
"For you." He says. His hand lingers on the package for a moment before he follows Detective Superintendent Moyles out, closing the door behind him.
When they have left, Abigail opens the bag. The rubber smell hits her nostrils before she slides it out of it's wrapper.

It is a gorilla mask.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Bon, mon brave. Bon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# The two Brians amuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:09, archived)
# yes yes yes :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# some internet lockin who is too lazy to go to lidl
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Batgirl
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# GIRLBAT!
A bat with anatomy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Surely that's just an extension of squirrels with tits.
Your yiffing sickens me.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Yeah, bat with tits?
The sexual anthropomorphism of animals is pretty fucking perverse.
You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I was thinking baseball bat
but youse had to be furry

perhaps it is a secret feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# If that sickens you...
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:24, archived)
# *SPLUFFS*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:25, archived)
# SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! SPURT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# For certain values of 'sicken'...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# certain sexy values of sicken
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:38, archived)
# Big anatomy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:27, archived)
# IN 3D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:39, archived)
# The passion of Christ
with tits
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:28, archived)
# Bananas and Blow
*with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:30, archived)
# The squirrels, at home on a day off from the world of action toons
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Batman has what?

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 16:58, archived)
# batcrabs
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 17:04, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)