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# arf!
anyone want anything from the lidl? i'm going to get some eggs
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Minge coffee please
and an arc welder
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:32, archived)
# i'll be disappointed if i can't purchase both of these items there
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Right above the creamy fudge
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# and clubcard points too...
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Tesco have no pride.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:55, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha wow
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha!
just showed that to my parents, they snortled in amused disbelief
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# they like arc welding huh?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Ooh! One of those ring-bound notebooks
with the squared paper!

Erm. Olive oil, peppered ham, JD Gross Ecuadorian 70% Cocoa chocolate (the dark red one) and a lava-rock gas babecue please.

And a sexy foreign accent on a rough-as-a-badger's-jacksy checkout girl please.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:42, archived)
# i LOVE that chocolate!
better go, the natives are getting restless for their groceries
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:44, archived)
# It's the detail on the crest on each square that gets me.
They must carve the mould with a tunneling electron microscope and inject the chocolate at about a million PSI or something.
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:48, archived)
# at my local, there is a girl on checkout who is gorjuss!
she looks all exotically foreign, but is from Swindon!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:50, archived)
# Did your t shirt arrive?
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:43, archived)
# yes, i've worn it twice!
and bye, shop tiem!
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:45, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 14:47, archived)