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# australians are as scared of the wildlife as it is of them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:12, archived)
# To be quite fair, everything down under can, and will, fuck anything up that crosses its path.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:13, archived)
# I'd like to see a Koala take on a medium sized dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# It's the chlamydia that gets them in the end, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:19, archived)
# ahahahaha
and the piles
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:19, archived)
# I imagine even koalas have some sort of horrific defence mechanism we're not aware of.
Like acidic blood, or an extra set of jaws on the end of their tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:53, archived)
# eeek!!
*hides behind the sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# AAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:05, archived)
# some of them have learnt to fly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:19, archived)
# :O
(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 11:08, archived)
# Yes and no.
Everyone is rightly scared of Funnelwebs - they are evil spidiferous cunts, those, but seem to shrug off most other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:18, archived)
# More australians hurt themselves panicking over spiders than actually get hurt by spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:26, archived)
# & the sharks, jellyfish, crocodiles, snakes, fish, cone-shells, goannas, dingoes, oh and Maaahhlburnites.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 10 Jun 2012, 1:59, archived)
# Nothing a solid rifle bolt won't sort out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:02, archived)
# Except maybe the jellyfish, those insubstantial bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:03, archived)
# it's that jellied thing again
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# and those little blue ringed octopus
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:04, archived)
# Dingoes are only dangerous to babies.
I've seen that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:13, archived)
# don't forget the plants
the stinging tree, that can kill just by brushing against it.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:25, archived)
# It doesn't kill,
but can cause pain for up to two years after contact.
Should also be known as the Cuntbush.
Saw some up in FNQ and kept a wide berth...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 10 Jun 2012, 2:32, archived)