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# I just had to get it out of my head, I don't care , it had to be escaped.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:08, archived)
# Ceiling cat is watching everyone within a twenty mile radius masturbate
Just before I left work today, a colleague was talking about how she'd like a male colleague of ours to come on her face. I'm not normally bothered by that sort of thing, but I feel really disgusted. It was really unpleasant. I think it's because she has yukky table manners, and that's all I can think about when I imagine her doing anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:18, archived)
# People's standards of behaviour very much depend on context.
For all you know she might be very refined and civilised when having her face spunked on. Perhaps she uses a napkin, and cutlery.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I dunno, I once saw her eat a pot of yoghurt with her fingers because she couldn't be bothered to get a spoon
I think the imagery is just all merging in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:26, archived)
# Heh heh heh
probably also in her head while she was eating it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# She sounds like one classy lady
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:33, archived)
# To be fair, she only used the finger for the last little bit
Most of it she sucked out through a hole she made in the lid. Which took me aback. I mean, is it as disgusting as talking with your mouth full? No, but it's certainly more weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# I understand face-spunking in a porn context
but not in a real-life context. That is, like a lot of stuff in porn, it seems more fun to watch than to do.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 23:38, archived)
# indeed, having someone come on your face while the other diners are enjoying some particularly runny brie and port just isn't proper etiquette
Indeed it could put a chap off his particularly mustard smeared rich spicy pork sausage.

And then she'd probably just reach straight for the napkins without even asking first.

I concur with your assessment, it's just not right, I don't know what the lady was doing at finishing school but clearly it necessitated the use of a snorkel.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:24, archived)
# my level of disgust would have to be based on how hot she was and what kind of mental picture could be formed
however, from your current description she sounds like a right slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 18:04, archived)
# /faceplam!
this has been in my head ages too



sos, we used to say sos (maybe soz) to mean sorry, far far far less shit in my head
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:19, archived)
# that's ok, *patpats*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Wow a parosol wing plane with dual pusher/puller configuration, what on earth is that? It's great.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# it's a dornier cd2 seastar
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Oh that explains it
must be related to the push-pull Dornier Do 335 Pfeil, which was awesome.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# This one has the best tail number I've seen :
www.airliners.net/photo/0582111/L/
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Is that a Dornier CD2 Seastar?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 20:45, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Wed 20 Jun 2012, 22:14, archived)