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# Does Father Christmas not like children?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
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Only the NICE ones.
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# Whereas Jesus, Jimmy and Gary are less discerning? Fair point.
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I suspect he sells off the list of naughty ones to them other fellas.

[edit] obv. not Jesus, being omniscient and all I'd imagine he'd already know who they were and if they liked a bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Come and sit on my knee
and I'll tell you all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I'm more worried by the fact he thinks Gary Glitter doesn't dress funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# VERY good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# ...and Jimmy Saville?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Did he have a secret beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I can only seem to remember Glitter
without a beard as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Oh he's beardy enough now
news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2008/Aug/Week4/15084602.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
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I think his hair has just sunk through his head out to the other side. You should get a look at his balls I bet it's like a forest down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Most of us are too old to get a look at his balls
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Strange use of the word "should" here
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# Sorry, I got confused!
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