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# Have I missed Venn Diagram Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
# Does Father Christmas not like children?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
Only the NICE ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:32, archived)
# Whereas Jesus, Jimmy and Gary are less discerning? Fair point.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:43, archived)
#
I suspect he sells off the list of naughty ones to them other fellas.

[edit] obv. not Jesus, being omniscient and all I'd imagine he'd already know who they were and if they liked a bumming.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Come and sit on my knee
and I'll tell you all about it.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:33, archived)
# I'm more worried by the fact he thinks Gary Glitter doesn't dress funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:47, archived)
# VERY good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:57, archived)
# ...and Jimmy Saville?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:58, archived)
# Did he have a secret beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I can only seem to remember Glitter
without a beard as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:05, archived)
# Oh he's beardy enough now
news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2008/Aug/Week4/15084602.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
#
I think his hair has just sunk through his head out to the other side. You should get a look at his balls I bet it's like a forest down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Most of us are too old to get a look at his balls
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Strange use of the word "should" here
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# Sorry, I got confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Nope. Still going.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 15:41, archived)
# is it? excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:00, archived)
# The space outside the circles
Would be full of computer rendered norks.

(also hello)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:03, archived)
# hello missy, nice to see you on board again :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Hurrah for quiet office afternoons
Did I miss anything fun?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Um, Freebase, Moggy and THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:07, archived)
# THE POPE?
Did he really shit in the woods?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:09, archived)
# lots
there was JJ's stalker
lots of complaining that b3ta's not like it used to be
47 flounces
and we've tracked down where smug bastard had his photo taken

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Ha! You can tell we're all getting older
With the "it's not like it used to be" thing.

I know enough about the JJ stalker thing, I went up to see him a week or so ago, she sounds like the wheel's spinning but the hamsters dead.

[edit] Also where was it taken? That's a piece of internet history right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:10, archived)
# she killed the hamster by trying to genetically alter it to look like one of JJ's characters and then putting it up her bottom
she then took a photo of it in situ and faxed it to JJ's family members.

edit - Germany, he's a stock photo superstar - Prodigy69 has all the info if he's about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:12, archived)
# It wouldn't shock me in the least what that fruit loop gets up to in her 'hobby' time
She even messaged me on Deviant art.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Surely this is Dead && Alive rather than Dead || Alive?
Dave Gahan would be better suited in there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:19, archived)
# No wait. Schrödinger's cat.
No wait. That would be dead AND alive.

Fuck it, I don't know. I'm going for a lie down.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:21, archived)
# Surely Gary Glitter dresses more bizarrely than Saville?
Or is it that the beard makes him that little more pervier? Pertastic? Perverted?

Meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:01, archived)
# it's always vd tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:02, archived)
# No way.
I'm reposting this since it broke me mentally and it's off the board now...



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:20, archived)
# That is truly beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:25, archived)
# ...with the possible exception of the manky toenail and burned knee...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Fuck Gandalf!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 26 Jun 2012, 16:57, archived)