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# Ballet dancers just frighten me
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:26, archived)
# spider woman, spider woman, does fuck all except creep you out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:27, archived)
# Look out!
Here comes the spider-crab-ballet-woman-thing...
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:39, archived)
# spins a web, any size, then hangs it between her ballet thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:42, archived)
# This is a subject to many nightmares.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:35, archived)
# especially for phil jupitus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:36, archived)
# bring me a rolled up newspaper
i'll sort out the silk shitting wench in a jiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:37, archived)
# Man asks his wife if she'd buy him a newspaper while she's out...
"Silly, you can use my iPad dear" she says.
When she comes back the iPad is in a million pieces on the lounge floor.
"What the?" she screams.
"That spider never saw it coming" says he.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:41, archived)
# i just don't understand why people are scared of spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# SHE GOT DEM CRABS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:11, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:12, archived)
# bugger (too slow)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:21, archived)
# He's probably already buggered her by now too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:23, archived)
# I like you
You seem to be partially possessed by the ghost of Valin
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# that's no bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:55, archived)
# oh wait, I thought it was the chap from yesterday with the freaky purple hat anim
And yes, you are right :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:59, archived)