Every time I drink coffee,
I get a stabbing pain in my right eye.
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Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:20,
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How weird, every time I stab myself in the eye I can smell coffee
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Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:27,
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Strange, every time I drink my blended eyes I shit coffee beans :(
This has only happened twice!
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Wed 19 Dec 2012, 8:45,
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I used a teaspoon to feed the dog and he shat out an eyball 6 hours later
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Wed 19 Dec 2012, 9:00,
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