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# Comrades!

In all honesty though, I'd love to have seen it go over in person!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:30, archived)
# Splendid stuff!
:D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# Oh thank ee!
I have a weakness for Soviet arts!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# They are truly marvellous things
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:31, archived)
# I love it!
It reminds me of a poorly translated Russian joke collection I saw somewhere a few years ago
*runs off to find*

edit:
Lieutenant Rzhevsky at party talked to Natasha Rostova but suddenly asked to excuse him and went out. When he was back he was all wet.
- It is raining outdoors?
- No, it is windy.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:11, archived)
#
www.johndclare.net/Russ12_Jokes.htm

A judge walks out of the courtroom, laughing loudly. A colleague asks, "What is it you laugh about?"

"Ah, I just heard an excellent anecdote," the judge says, sweeping tears of laughter.

"An anecdote? Tell me!"

"Are you crazy? I just sentenced a man to ten years for that anecdote."
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13, archived)
#
A frightened man came to the KGB "My talking parrot disappeared."

"This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."

"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with that parrot."
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha
Now that's satire
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:26, archived)
# Two of my favourites:
Nixon and Brezhnev (yes, it's that old) had a footrace against each other. Nixon won. Pravda reported, "in a footrace, Brezhnev was within one place of winning, and Nixon placed second-last."
and
A jew applies for a job as a woodcutter. "Do you have any experience?"
"I worked in the Sahara Forest."
"You mean the Sahara Desert."
"Yes, now."
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:12, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:20, archived)
# Possibly the oldest of all.
After queuing for four hours a man in a butcher's shop complains about the new regime because there are no sausages left.
The guard comes over and says, "The old regime would have had you shot for complaining."
The man says, "Oh shit, are we out of bullets as well?"
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:01, archived)
# Brilliant!
Thanks for that.
:D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)
# That is excellent
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:57, archived)
# choice
is it bad that i read these in accent?
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:35, archived)
# I don't think it's possible not to.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:57, archived)
# brilliant
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:50, archived)
# Very nice
And I'd like to have been there also.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:36, archived)
# When I lived in Oxford and more importantly when I was a dirty filthy smoker
I was stood out the back door of our house about at about 2 in the morning, and a shooting star came over that I watched break into about 4 bits and left a huge sparkly trail that lasted about 20 seconds. Was quite the sight, so heck knows what this one was like!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# I think it was more terror than twinkly lights in the sky
:D
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:55, archived)
# That's what Keith Barry wants you to think
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:58, archived)
# Have you seen this vid of the bang? (mind speaker levels)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np_mpGYSBSA&feature=player_embedded
Bearing in mind it had alredy gone over them, and must have been MILES away by this point, Bloody hell, it's loud!
Edit: Bonus breaking factory window action https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrAGu-zzy8
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:04, archived)
# lol, kinetic energy turning into sound
lol

bang

oh yeah, and supersonic shockwave lol
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:06, archived)
# JESUS!!!
there go my speakers
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:08, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:39, archived)
# Woo
And some ace videos of it thanks to in-car cameras
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:46, archived)
# end of the world is nigh
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Russian car insurance companies
are one of the greatest boons to science / general life studies in recent years!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)
# I think I'd have probably soiled my girly knickers in both delight and terror :D
Edit: brainfog wrong place
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:20, archived)
# Good work Comrade
Превосходный
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)
# Wonderful
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:52, archived)
# I like this, comrade.
*cleekski*
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 11:53, archived)
# In Soviet Russia etc.
Very nice indeed!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:02, archived)
# excellent work
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 13:47, archived)
# Delightfully constructivist like!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:14, archived)
# very nicely done
*clicks*
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 14:20, archived)