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[challenge entry] Mystaque


Mystaque never quite got the hang of predictable shape-shifting, but once in a while became a mean kickboxer.

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From the Crap X-Men challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(Mr. Flibble Mr. Flibble, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:44, archived)
# Beware the Blue Foot, Embrace the Green Gooch.

spotify:track:2ZHocjQlpAsLtpVyuZiKQo (Magic's Wand by Whodini)_______________________________________________
spotify:track:1tu6jGtyTpyD4j2qlXqi92 (Black Sunshine by White Zombie)_____________________________________________
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Green gooch?
Then you need PFUCK-KREEMTM
Rub it in twice a day. Rub it in HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:51, archived)
# Hai, ma name is Boris, welcome to PFUCK, how may I direct your KREEM?
- yeaaah, can i haz disunt on pfuck?
na
- k
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:55, archived)
# Blue Shite in 3D.
worst movie ever...jusssayin'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:15, archived)
# i like the cameo from Martin Short
it's in 2D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:18, archived)
# He didn't do well in the poll.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:20, archived)
# YOU'VE KILLED THE INVISIBLE SWORDSMAN!

youtu.be/2uszdyMaC2c
youtu.be/lnqucokEsl4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:22, archived)
# WILSON!!!___________________o_____________________________________________\o/___________________
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:29, archived)
# DRAGNET
youtu.be/pT_QRKfv8H4
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:30, archived)
# omgthatwasawful
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:35, archived)
# yeah, butt Dancin Dan Aykroyd
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:37, archived)
# Oh, sweet baby jebus...
How can Glenn Hughes be linked to THAT?!!
P.S. My Fokkin Prawns are very briney. Any advice?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:25, archived)
# As a doctor, I suggest a brief sanguine followed by Nitronic Rush mit multipal jessops.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 21:35, archived)
# I've been advised that this will cause multi-glans distal injuries.
Perhaps you can direct me to a Prawn Kreem Emporium?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 22:04, archived)
# Some Blue Bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:56, archived)
# hahaha another cracker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 19:57, archived)
# I think I've had her.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:12, archived)
# her? It's Riverghost isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 20:25, archived)