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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 14:52, archived)
# Nicely! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha
I like that so... *CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:04, archived)
# i'd leave my rod out for her, if u no wut i mean *wink wink*
this is so opposite, yet dead on at the same time -- they should call it maskbook.com
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:15, archived)
# I don't do facebook
But if I did, this would be it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:20, archived)
# It allows me to stay in touch with people I genuinely care about, for free.
But the airing of dirty laundry appears to be a strange side effect of having more than 100 friends on Facebook.

Most of the people I know with numbers below that never feel the urge to moan about every inconsequential detail of their lives.

The weirdest bit is that they never actually say what's wrong until at least 12 other people have demanded to know what's happened. They'll just add bits like "I really don't want to go into it on here" until the begging reaches a level where they then tell you absolutely fucking everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 15:56, archived)
# Very true
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 16:29, archived)
# I did briefly try it
Then remembered why I had lost touch with so many people in the first place. But it was nice, for a short time at least, to know what people I hadn't seen or thought of in 20 years were having for breakfast.

EDIT: Bear in mind though I'm a strange one for communication. I have, but don't use, a mobile. My logic being: If I'm not at home, it is because I'm out. If I'm out, I'm DOING SOMETHING so don't have time to talk anyway. My mobile is for car breakdowns, calling taxis or emergencies.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:06, archived)
# Oh...I thought their primary use was as an alarm clock...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:39, archived)
# I use an alarm clock
for that. I know, I'm weird.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:31, archived)
# funnily enough, I used to carry an alarm clock as I didn't have a watch, or a phone.
I'm a wild eccentric like that.


Then I got OMGOMGOMGPHONEOMGOMGPHONEOMGOMGPHONEGETAPHONE


I don't think life was improved by this.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:05, archived)
# I just wear a watch
when awake, and use an alarm clock to wake up. Radical. During the day, I am at work, working. At going home time I look at my watch and go home. After that I am within 12 feet of my home telephone.
If I go out I'm not near a phone, but generally if I wanted to talk to the person calling me, they'd be with me.
There is nothing I hate more than talking in real life to a friend only to be interrupted by a beep and be told: "That was Doris! She is stuck at Milton Keynes station because of points failure! She was going to cook Toad in the Hole tonight, but is going to order pizza instead now".

Call me selfish. But I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:30, archived)
# I found your name.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:12, archived)
# Wait, I thought this week's challenge was 'Everything In Reverse'.
NOT 'Everything Like On /talk'.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:21, archived)
# You forgot "I can just about fap to this"
Or is that just youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 21:13, archived)