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(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:39, archived)
# fucking pussy! get it down your neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:41, archived)
# also
my computer is now properly knackered. borrowing this one for an hour or so just to be able to check my messages. hopefully, i'll get lucky and win enough money to buy a secondhand one from cashies. if not, fuck knows when i'll be back online :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:45, archived)
# What's your budget?
"Budget? What's that?" I hear you say...

[And desktop or laptop?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:42, archived)
# budget at the moment is nil
as i'm still saving for a new fridge freezer. i want a laqptop, but i need a fridge freezer. usually when i want something, i'll spend a pound or two on a scratchcard and win the money. sounds weird, but it;s paid for most of my electrical goods :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:46, archived)
# Know anyone who can get one to you from East London?
I have a pc that the 'on' button doesn't work, but otherwise is fine, but I can't be arsed fixing because I use my laptop all the time now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:28, archived)
# sadly not :(
my family are pretty much all liverpool-based and skint. then again, i think everyone's skint now. thanks, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:32, archived)
# Scousers eh?
Well then surely one of them could nick one for you...

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:36, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:45, archived)
# You tried Freecycle.org, Smashy?
Usually something on there when I need something. Try your local one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 19:55, archived)
# hadn't even thought of that, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 14:59, archived)
# I don't think the original one worked, either
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 14:57, archived)
# it's a very small glass
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:11, archived)
# Alternate caption
"Take that pathetic little glass away, and bring me a PINT!"
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:13, archived)
# i approve of this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:16, archived)
# or, "white wine with red meat?
are you insane?"
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:33, archived)
# Haha

But that would have been better for "First world problems" week...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:13, archived)