From the Pet Instructions challenge. See all 56 entries (closed)
( , Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:11, archived)
wait, you're NOT Colonel Boris?!?
well is ANYTHING on the internet true anymore?
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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that there bird
is a yellow-wattled lapwing
\in before col boris
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:30,
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\in before col boris
sir, sorry sir
I've changed it and everything sir, can I go and play football now sir?
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:45,
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hahaha
Brings back memories of the french teacher singing that bloody song
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 11:40,
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I loves this, me!
I like to think of it in translation, as a pretentious poem, read by some RADA queen, alone and spotlit on a black stage...
"Lark - gentle lark
I will pluck you."
...
[looks wistfully into middle distance]
...
"I will pluck your head.
I will pluck ... your head."
...
"Lark."
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Thu 14 Nov 2013, 19:34,
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"Lark - gentle lark
I will pluck you."
...
[looks wistfully into middle distance]
...
"I will pluck your head.
I will pluck ... your head."
...
"Lark."