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(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:24, archived)
# Stick Insect FAQ -
Q. I find it difficult to spot my insect in its tank
A. Does it really matter?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:29, archived)
# Guess it doesn't. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# Just chuck a load of twigs in a fish bowl, job done and money saved
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:41, archived)
# top tip
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# also, if posh cunts turn up, you can call it organic pot pourri
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:47, archived)
# Plus, have fun telling guests there are actual stick insects in there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:10, archived)
# Why don't you donate instead of lecturing everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:50, archived)
# *flourishes DONATING ESTABLISHED MEMBERS CLIQUE membercard*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
That's WAY too complicated
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:32, archived)
# they are the second shittest pet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:32, archived)
# And the shittest is?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:36, archived)
# pet rock
tortoise is number 3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:37, archived)
# Well, at least it's easy to find...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:43, archived)
# i want to get another tarantula
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# Have this...
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:02, archived)
# Hello little fella....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:06, archived)
# That's it, we're fucked

nicely shopped btw
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:25, archived)
# :D what - no reflection? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shallowz Has Aspirations Syndrome, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:21, archived)
# Damn. Missed a trick!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:26, archived)
# This makes me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:11, archived)
# aawww, he's cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 15:14, archived)
# how excellently prodj =))) Cute!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 14 Nov 2013, 18:18, archived)
# fuck off, Mr Pebble brings me nothing but love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:46, archived)
# where exactly are you putting Mr Pebble?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:48, archived)
# shhhhh, he's hiding
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:50, archived)
# riiiiiiiight, hiding......
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 Nov 2013, 14:51, archived)