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[challenge entry] yeah, fuck you, killer penguin.

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(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:01, archived)
# but what if he comes at you armed with a bananananana
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:03, archived)
# there's no sign for that..
dear god! why is there no sign for that!?!?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:04, archived)
# First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Top Tip!
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:37, archived)
# What if he attacks you with a pointed stick?
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:53, archived)
# you take that stick
you break it in half
two halves make a whole
push him through the hole.

(this only work if he has no spelling ability)
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:54, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:26, archived)
# hey!
gimme my notes back!
*shakes fist*
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:32, archived)
# Fuck you, killer penguin
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:55, archived)