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(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:52, archived)
# We used to have a house rabbit
I don't recall him ever chewing anything it wasn't meant to.

He did regularly try to fuck the cat though
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:54, archived)
# They're all different
We don't have a single un-repaired wire in the house, despite strenuous efforts to keep them out of nibbling range. And our daughter actually had to tell the teacher that "The rabbit ate my homework."
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 13:58, archived)
# God, never a truer word spoken!
My (illegal yet found dumped in the wild so therefore, rescued) rabbit loved anything cable-y so I had to tape everything up four feet onto the damn walls or risk finding a fricassee'd bunny in the morning.

I am SO clicking this.
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:06, archived)
# Ours has chewed live 240V cables down to exposed copper at least four times
How he's still alive is a mystery. I'm expecting him to develop superpowers any day now...
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:16, archived)
# see also gerbils
i want a house hippo :(
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 14:39, archived)
# Pygmy elephants are the #1 request in our house
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:49, archived)
# that damn ad with house hippos on it made me want one
(, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:03, archived)
# I have house guinea pigs
Cables and tassles on furniture have to be kept out of reach. They leave everything else alone.
(, Tue 19 Nov 2013, 17:56, archived)