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[challenge entry] Now, off to Battersea for some ingredients

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(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:44, archived)
# she made a korea out of that
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:47, archived)
# Please paws for thought before unleashing puns like that.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I have a talon for that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:51, archived)
# Always good to have skills... could give you a whole new leash on life
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:57, archived)
# no matter what walkies of life you are in
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:59, archived)
# Wolf it down.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:04, archived)
# ...and then settle down and listen to some music, a little Poochini would do
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:15, archived)
# What's the pointer that?
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:17, archived)
# Something to do while eating a nice boxer chocolates
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 16:28, archived)
# Hope you're going to share or there'll be a mas-tiff
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:10, archived)
# That's a poor setter comments, there.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:16, archived)
# I can only apologise for my board a' colleagues
(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 17:29, archived)
# I've just finished the last of a tasty cantaloupe, so now I'm feeling a little melon collie
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:19, archived)
# Ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# I picked a bad day to quit Self Harming
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:58, archived)
# Aw…. they're so cute when they're boiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# so cute!
he'd fit in a baguette
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 15:48, archived)
# *Bat Her Sea* joke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Nov 2013, 19:23, archived)