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# SCIENCE!
Heisenberg gets caught in a speed trap. Cop says 'do you know how fast you were going sir?' Heisenberg replies 'no, but I know exactly where I am.' b'dum tish. Eye thank ewe.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:16, archived)
# Why was Heisenberg's wife unsatisfied?
When he had the time he didn't have the energy, and when he had the position, he didn't have the momentum.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 20:59, archived)
# something about the cop asking for his particulars, and him just waving.
(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 21:34, archived)