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Following the crash firefighters had to remove a window from the second floor to rescue the couple who are in their 60s.

Mr Wiles said: 'The fireman poked his head through the window and said, 'were you expecting a parcel?''


www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-26661572
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Gosport?
The driver probably had to swerve to avoid a 7-wide baby buggy.

Or maybe it was that old git driving a mobility scooter down the middle of the road...
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha!
Are you from that area then?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 16:58, archived)
# No, I was just passing through for the 5-odd years of my first job.
On the plus side, it's only a short zig-zagging hunched sprint away from a nice bit of seaside.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:13, archived)
# arf!
I was born in Gosport. I live Fareham nowadays.
kill me.....
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:15, archived)
# Hunched "sprint"?
Did you mean "wank"?
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 17:50, archived)
# If I could have spluffed from a first floor in Kensington Road and hit Stokes Bay
I would probably have a bigger house by now.
(, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 18:13, archived)