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# There used to be a thread for Frozen fans on 4chan. I made an image or two.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 10:58, archived)
# Like it.
I used to have a nice selection of Classic Films With Lightsabers In Them pics. Now sadly lost in the mists of b3tards :(
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:02, archived)
# Surely that should be CDC
In the name of tradition.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:04, archived)
# I did a nice broadsword, as well, if that's any help.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:13, archived)
# And then there was this.
Brmmm2
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:07, archived)
# And this. Elsa's smirk at the end always reminded me of...well, see for yourself.
Fudd Never Bothered Her Anyway
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:09, archived)
# Last one for now. (Hey, I left out the TOAPs)
neko Anna
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:11, archived)
# How can she even breathe through that nose?
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Her nose is probably stopped up from the cold. She wouldn't even try.
She breathes through her mouth when the camera isn't looking.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 14:38, archived)
# Given the surface area of her eyes exposed
they'd probably freeze solid too.

Come to think of it, if you extrapolate those to spheres inside the skull, it doesn't leave much room for a brain anyway. They must rub against each other when she looks sideways.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 16:49, archived)
# Disney eyes <shudder>
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 18:00, archived)
# Haha
All excellent.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:16, archived)
# yiff in hell, furfag
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 20:40, archived)
# This would increase the appeal of that film by approximately 253%
Saw it recently. Wasn't that impressed. Saw "Brave" on the same flight though, which was quite entertaining.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:50, archived)
# Tangled is even better still
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 11:51, archived)
# Tangled is more fun, and sillier.
"Better" depends what you're in the mood for.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:41, archived)
# most things are better than the winter episode of Glee that Frozen is
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:08, archived)
# C'mon, you gotta at least appreciate the twist(s) at the end.
EDIT: Although I probably would've liked my first viewing better if I had known beforehand that it was a musical, instead of being blindsided by it.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 13:52, archived)
# Not really. It's full of dumb flaws.
Like, what use is replacing his ice-hauling sledge now the queen only has to snap her fingers and the whole town square is an ice rink? And the whole so-called "spell of eternal winter" barely lasts a day.

It's basically the same old isolation / reconciliation coming-of-age theme; it's just instead of a metaphor for growing up such as a girl having her pigtails shot off, this one goes just a tad further and gender-specific by incarnating PMT and a tampon...
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:15, archived)
# She *could*, but why would she?
They cynical answer would be, "It's a make-work project so princess won't be dating an unemployed loser."

The more likely response is something like this:
"Your Majesty, would you magically generate some ice blocks for free?"
"Fsck off, pleb."
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:26, archived)
# True, true.
And I suppose even if she did, he could always find gainful employment for those ice-cutting skills, such as being on-call to defrost the royal bog every time she's had a slash and it's frozen the plumbing solid. Not sure he'd need the sledge though, unless she'd had a particularly massive dump.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:32, archived)
# Actually wasn't that impressed first time I saw it.
Then I watched the video for "Let It Go" about 147 times and got hooked.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:39, archived)
# this one
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 12:49, archived)
# I can't remember a single song from Tangled
but I'd still rather watch that any time.

P.S. If you look at the backs of the heads of the visiting dignitaries as they're welcomed in the courtyard ahead of the coronation in Frozen, you can spot Rapunzel's final light brown spiky haircut.
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 15:20, archived)
# IT'S A FILM FOR YOUNG CHILDREN
(, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 20:21, archived)