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# If you make it to the end, you become one of Chris Martin's few friends, which doesn't seem worth the bother.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:35, archived)
# you mean you go full Paltrow?
fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:36, archived)
# not full Paltrow, I think you just have to chat to him
Like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:44, archived)
# I think I'll still pass
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:45, archived)
# Nah, go on, have a go on it.
Mind you, he did say it was all yellow, so maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:49, archived)
# YES!
We should have a b3ta colouring book. We could have it ready by next Christmas if someone wanted to run it.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:00, archived)
# Hmmm fine idea,
Mustabindun jussayin'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:12, archived)
# To: Frogbeat, Ninj etc.
I'd just like to point out that Colonel Boris wrote "run" and not "ruin", just in case you were reading it quickly, so no need to volunteer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:21, archived)
# *Yawn*
Something about a stuck record or something equally boring
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 11:36, archived)
# I approve of your suggestion and wish to contribute
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:22, archived)
# ROLL CALL
I can't compile it (I should be workinng now...), but I think this has legs. Maybe it can pay the server bill or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:26, archived)
# would be willing
though I doubt b3ta even has a bank account these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Boy, I'd hate to think that my regular direct debit payments were going into The Mirror's slush fund ... oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:28, archived)
# That pension fund won't fund itself, you know.
/topical
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Makes you wonder who's us and who's them, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)
# Boom! Satire!
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:49, archived)
# fucking hell, even mushybees sold out to THE MAN
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:51, archived)
# We all have our price.
I get to see if they'll meet mine tomorrow in an interview...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 15 Dec 2014, 0:13, archived)
# Burn the cuntshed!!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:31, archived)
# Quietly lock the doors first, though.
It's for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:34, archived)