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# Mind the seams!
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:16, archived)
# aaawww, paddling in the ballots
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:23, archived)
# they look so happy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:26, archived)
# and who wouldn't be?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:38, archived)
# with all that 2ply to play with!
who could blame them.
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:52, archived)
# certainly not me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:54, archived)
# Step away from the box, Smashy! We might all go up! LOOK AT THE FIERY WAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
# fiery wax? ah, that takes me back
*relives mildly torture-y stuff*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:16, archived)
# Hi everyone!
My ears are burning....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:25, archived)
# so those were your nipples i crisped up?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:29, archived)
# Now I have nothing for the chain on my nuts to hang off!
Oh wait,
*hangs chain around ears*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:32, archived)
# there's always that hook in he ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:36, archived)
# Erm....this isn't accounts is it? How do I get out, please? *Fumbles for doorhandle*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:50, archived)
# i see you've noticed there IS no doorhandle...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# *Rapidly scans room for other exits*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:57, archived)
# *encleavages keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:07, archived)
# *Sticks lampshade on head and stands in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:14, archived)
# oh good, i like to play games...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Well
We all have our crosses to bear fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:48, archived)
# Which cunt opened the box!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:59, archived)
# pandora
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:07, archived)
# Brad Pitt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:11, archived)
# Brad Pitt released all the evil in the world?
that doesn't surprise me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:17, archived)
# No, no...that was Wizbit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:51, archived)
# never did trust that cone-shaped fucker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:56, archived)
# It's what happens when lots of UKIP votes get together in the box
they start to absorb and join each other, and then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 7 May 2015, 17:27, archived)
# Yay for The Fear
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 8 May 2015, 1:07, archived)