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[challenge entry] And now a word from our Scottish sponsors


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(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:52, archived)
# File Transfer Protocol?
Fuck Tha Police?
Fuck The Pope?
Frantic Trunk Pulling?

Edit: Oh, I see now. Woo, I guessed right.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)
# free the penis
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)
# find the panda
I bet you can't
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)
# is it in the fridge?
behind the elephant?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)
# that went off
so I chucked it out - were you keeping it?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)
# it wasn't off!
that layer of grey was panda bear fur...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)
# ah
oh



sorry
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)
# so you're
solely responsible for the near extinction of pandas? Nice work, brainstuff!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)
# What, right now?
I'm in the office you know. Although after my appraisal yesterday I've decided I'm virtually unsackable, so I could probably get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)
# why not then
just whop it out on your desk & if anyone comments, refuse to believe it's there...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)
# hmmmm
distance from lap to desk... to be sitting down and able to "whop it out on the desk" would be very impressive... ; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# well, obviously for the mere mortal
they'd have to adjust their chairs to be very high...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# "Why have you jacked your chair up so high?"
Looks down.

"Oh."
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Or send them a memo
telling them the times and dates it will be out AFTER it's been out

Yes I'm back! Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! K3rry, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I
just don't understand :(
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)
# *points down*
those naughty protestants* are defacing that nun. tsk.

*new_matt knows far better than to even start this conversation...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)
# i say, that's a bit inflammatory for this time in the morning
hello all
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:55, archived)
# That's religion sorted, then.
Anyone for politics?
(I helped save b3ta! Erik Lonnröt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)
# NWA
Nuns With Attitude
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Been
done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)
# A pedant notes:
Wouldn't a nun be more likely to show an FTQ?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)
# No. Her personal graffitti is a wish not an insult.
It should really say Please! Can I? after it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)
# I would like to see a visual rendering of her
getting her wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)
# you'll get dutchbird all jealous
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I would
if I understood...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# ahhh, bless
*pats head* probably best you don't ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)
# I wouldn't pat my head if I were you
I'm wearing the Medusa Crown.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)
# s'ok
i've got my CHiPs-style mirrored shades on today
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)
# They won't protect
your hands though. See, they've turned to stone. You'll have to have rest of the day off to think about your crimes against me.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# all day?
blimey, i thought 10 minutes was the going rate for it these days...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:33, archived)
# Pish posh wallop
Most disrespectful!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Titter
I think that's written in the right place. Just don't make me imagine it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)