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# quick n dirty


(yes posted on reddit but figured you lot might like it too)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 13:52, archived)
# Every octopus I know faces the same problem
they're just not as whiney about it :p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:07, archived)
#
I know, right? Whingeypants spiders!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
# octopus only have 2 legs
the other 6 are arms.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:12, archived)
# I think they're all arms
(or tentacles if you like)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:14, archived)
# Then that's four pairs of gloves (or mittens.) Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:16, archived)
# Surely they could get away with mittens
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
# Maybe cheap ones from China.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:23, archived)
# Or socks, since they don't have fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:28, archived)
# point is, you never hear the octopus whine like the spider^
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:39, archived)
# they use two to kick when swimming, kinda like legs
but it's always the same two, but even then what they'd save on shoes
they have to fork out on gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 14:17, archived)
# So now they need 1 pair of flippers and 3 pairs of armbands
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:28, archived)
# until they're confident on their own, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:45, archived)
# Try telling that to Ray Harryhausen
"Sam Katzman allowed Harryhausen only enough money for animating six of the octopus' eight tentacles; two were eliminated on the final shooting miniature."
Actually, he's dead so don't bother
but it's on the telly in uk right now: It Came from Beneath the Sea.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 16:53, archived)
# That title makes me think of whenever a nature programme does coral reefs
Someone says 'and all on the same night, the most amazing thing happens'.
Yes, you and your scuba camera buddies end up swimming through a billion gallons of reef spunk. Miraculous.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:15, archived)
#
Anything makes me think of reef spunk. I can look at anything. I don't distinguish, anything..... I think of reef spunk. I'm very lucky that way. Except my wife Valerie. She doesn't make me think of reef spunk at all.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:35, archived)
# They're at the seaside and hence wear cheap flip-flops.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 15 Jan 2018, 17:54, archived)
# this image triggers me
I'm scared of running shoes
(horrid, Tue 16 Jan 2018, 10:36, archived)