b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Tarantino » Message 11406852

[challenge entry] Please don't mine for being naughty stepped to this

Click for bigger (70 kb)

Here is my picture it is edited by me but the original picture is not made by me it was made by Warner Bros which is short for Warner Brothers I only edited this picture made by me (edited) it is a picture of invisible Duck Dodgers (played by inaudible Joe Alaskey) being trained by visible Master Moloch (played by audible Quentin Tarantino) please do not naughty stepped for this I mean you no harm.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 21:56, archived)
# Wait, are you suggesting that Shatner wore a rug?
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 23:05, archived)
# Him and Koenig both.
The more interesting idea is that Kirk wore a wig.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 23:42, archived)
# Pedrohin wears a wig.
(, Sun 21 Apr 2024, 23:56, archived)
# Really? I thought he had a beard.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 0:11, archived)
# I think she left him
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 7:44, archived)
# Was Peter Falk's eye playing a real eye in Columbo?
They never get away with it these days, they'd have to cast an able-eyed actor and quite right too.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:50, archived)
# For some reason I think Columbo had a glass eye
but this is a fascinating question. Is his glass eye referenced in any of the scripts? Get Tim Vine on the case.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 18:05, archived)
# Not likely that a serving detective would have a glass eye, even less likely that a serving detective would lose an eye, have it replaced using public funds and then be permitted to continue in his role.
No, there's only one explanation that makes sense and leads to an unexpected double act.
Detective Columbo must have lost the eye while serving, concealed this somehow and paid for the glass eye out of his own pocket.

Thus the double act in every investigation, Detective Columbo with the Private Eye.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 19:58, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if a melting penis requires an NSFW tag or not.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 20:09, archived)
# Your disingenuous butthurt notwithstanding,
the NSFW rhetorical question was answered before it was asked 20 years ago.

Does it look like porn at first glance? NSFW. Does it not look like pork at first glance? Not NSFW.

Obviously it's all subjective, so we should probably all just continue to tell each other to kill ourselves.
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:33, archived)
# Alternatively, does it look like porn at first glance? FP.
(, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 0:25, archived)
# Veet for Men
Caution, read safety directions
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 23:36, archived)
# It's an invisible anthropomorphic duck
(, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 22:56, archived)
# It's my favourite b3tan, Anthonyb3ta70100!
(, Tue 23 Apr 2024, 0:24, archived)