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# Elephants: Do not read beauty magazines - they will only make you feel ugly

Longer, thicker - guaranteed results!

*Mini-comp just for fun - anyone recognise this TV theme tune?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 7 May 2003, 11:47, archived)
# it's that ever popular
404 page not found... the prequel to 5.05, Crackajack!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 7 May 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Sorry
seems to be working for me
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 7 May 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I get a 404
on that tv theme.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Wed 7 May 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Love it, love it, love it
I would.
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 7 May 2003, 11:51, archived)
# You
disgusting creature.
You're board active today mate.
And what a cuntish phrase "Board active" is, shoot me if I ever use it again.
And now he buggers off...nice.
What are you talking about? First sign of madness?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 7 May 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Talking to yourself
or typing
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 7 May 2003, 12:04, archived)
# woo yay!
lovely detail
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 7 May 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Woo!
Or should it be "TooooT!"
(Fairy Princess, Wed 7 May 2003, 12:08, archived)
# thank you for my "penguin tripping over" woo
love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 7 May 2003, 12:11, archived)
# This one?
(Fairy Princess, Wed 7 May 2003, 12:27, archived)
# that is the best thing ever.
EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 7 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# TALES OF THE GOLD MONKEY!!!!
TOTAL ROCKS!!!!

YAY!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Wed 7 May 2003, 16:07, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
We have a winner!!!!

Care to join my letter writing campaign to get it repeated on UK Gold????
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 7 May 2003, 17:35, archived)
# No, hang on...
...isn't that the theme tune for Nationwide???
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 7 May 2003, 21:07, archived)