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# I could never be a vegetarian.
I like meat too much. just had the greasiest burger ever! rock and/or roll!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 May 2003, 0:10, archived)
# read
fast food nation by eric schlosser. you will never eat a burger again, you hairy greasy rock animal you.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I've read
it, and I still eat burgers (not McDs though). My uncle is a farmer, and a cousin of mine runs a meat processing plant. I have no illusions as to what my food has been through before it goes through me...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:12, archived)
# I couldnt really give a shit what I eat to be honest.
If it doesnt kill me, then I dont really care.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# of course it won't kill you...
it's dead...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# thats ok then.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 19 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# whatever doesn't kill me
will only make me stronger or leave me with a crippled immune system.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# ewwww.
pig vagina!


edit: prove me wrong! www.b3ta.com/board/1221674
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:14, archived)
# hello keyboard, this is my tea
have you two met before?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Women have them too
and people are quite happy to eat them ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:17, archived)
# *snort*
hehehe you dirty bastard... hang on.... women have them you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:19, archived)
# A zeugma is when you use one word to apply to two
nouns & it has a different meaning for each of those nouns.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:18, archived)
# well done
example?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:20, archived)
# "He slipped outside
then down the icy steps."
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:21, archived)
# nice one
i would have also accepted "he took his coat and his leave"





clever bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:23, archived)
# "Jack smelled badly
as usual."
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:24, archived)
# 'coz he didn't have a shower
after fetching a pail with Jill.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:29, archived)
# I read that
as felching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Mon 19 May 2003, 1:05, archived)
# two nouns in
a bath......one sez 'where's the enigma'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I'm going to
read that.
(convicious, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:15, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 19 May 2003, 0:32, archived)