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# Is the usher the person who keeps everyone quiet?
''Ush! 'Ush!'

Why be an usher for someone you don't like?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:43, archived)
# I'm just too cunting polite to say
no. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Hopefully the free drink/scran/totty situation
made it worth it...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 8:49, archived)
# I like being an usher at weddings
you get to look dashing in a posh suit, give pretty ladies pretty flowers and generally be charming and look responsible while doing a job that monkeys would consider simple...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:04, archived)
# My mate Keit' wants me to ush
at his wedding in summer. Must remember not to get intoxicated till after the service. And wear sunglasses. Sunglasses and suits make the girlies go moist, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Wear your top hat
at a rakish angle too - works wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 9:10, archived)