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# about 2 penguins...
and he got to keep the glasses
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:45, archived)
# polarbears
don't eat penguins...

EDIT: not that you said they do, but I thought I should tell you anyway
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:49, archived)
# they can't
get the wrappers off?

(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)
# shut the fuck up
with your stupid joked, you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# handbags?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:51, archived)
# you filthy
cockape.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:52, archived)
# *slap*
behave.
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# If you're handing them out..
Can I get in on this slapping action?
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:54, archived)
# dogsbollocks - undercover paedophile police.
You're knicked.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# he told me he was 16! honest!
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Actually..
Is that against the law?

/dreams of older, legal women..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# i'm not sure
to be honest. it's not a situation i've ever had to look into...
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Erm..
Me..neither..honest guv'nor..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:00, archived)
# yes it is
it's still child abuse regardless of the gender of the abuser
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i feel dirty now
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Yes..
But if the chap is say, 15, and the lady was 17..it's pretty obviously not going to be "abuse". If we're being totally honest.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:03, archived)
# so it probably won't be enforced.
but it's still not legal.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Oh no..
I'm not doubting the illegality of it. I just know if a 17 year old asked ME for a bit of slap and tickle..I wouldn't go reporting her.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Nor
would I.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:12, archived)
# I resemble that remark!
No really..I look like a filthy cockape...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Oi! Goblin

unless you accidentally dropped one of the :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# you should all know by now,
i don't smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# that's a bit fucking strong!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:56, archived)
# oh dear
Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:58, archived)
# a polarbear that lives in a zoo
might have seen a penguin. if this bear is a genuine natural wild bear he/she has not. they can't afford boat tickets to antarctica you see...
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:53, archived)
# But I know
several penguins who regularly holiday in North America. Tony & Sarah, Gavin & Michaela and Barry & Baz. I've seen the photos...
(Divvy, Mon 19 May 2003, 17:35, archived)
# i didn't say
that they ate penguins. He just got given two for filming
(I helped save b3ta! bRiCk, Mon 19 May 2003, 16:50, archived)