lo peeps.
just got back from the last round of the retro thing. we were good, but we didnt win. oh well, fuck em.
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)

oh well...
you weren't supposed to, i thought
( kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

Dear Kitty
Don't mean to be rude.... But how large are you ?......

I mean how many floors do you normally sleep on ?
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

hahaha
I don't usually

I sleep on a bed.

But mostly, just no one's offered in a while. I think it may be time to change my name

I need, at most, 8 floors, since I'll be there 8 days.
( kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

hello kitty!

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

hello
Tom!
( kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)

threadwasting whore.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

i like whores
.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

harlots are nicer

( Sargant, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

I like those bits of fluff from new socks.

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

they taste alright,
but they tend to get stuck between my teeth.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

so what's with all the hammering?
;)
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

I get bored
It's fun to stick offensive and inappropriate content in to see what happens.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

this is indeed true

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

sadly nothing happened
except about 3 complaints.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

offending people on b3ta is
hard work :(
( tef ‮fet, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

no it isn't
all you have to do is threadwaste

*grumbles about the meaness of the day time people*
( kitty meow meow, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

gaytime is a lot friendlier duckie
besides. too much going on in the daytime I find.
and threadwasting actually has an effect at that speed. :(
( tef ‮fet, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)

it's mad how fast it goes.
i remember thinking about ten months ago that things when quick during the daytime. now, a thread stays on the board for about five minutes. it's insane!
( bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)

no man
can live at that speed.
( stouffer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)

well the dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana
/izzard
( bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)

it's the nearly way of life

( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)

it's easier to talk though
instead of perpetually wooing.
( tef ‮fet, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)

not kidding...
you could post a picture of stephen hawkings gay spastic child flying a plane into the twin towers whilst simulatenously kicking the shit out an elderly person and n-one gives a shit, but god help you if you waste a thread before midnight....
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)

fair
point
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)

whoremonger.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)

who doesn't?

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

oh goodie
would you like my number? been finding it hard to get work recently..
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

*check profile*
You're not a whore. You're a pirate.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

"You're not a whore. You're a pirate."
anywhere else, that'd be a strange sentence.
( bananaman, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)

yarr be lookin for a good time, big boy?

( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

well i had to disguise my appearance didn't i?
can't go having all my clients getting jealous of all the new prospects on a nice messageboard. they would have to queue up for me
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)

can I
give you piggy back rides around my garden?
(Digital Midget, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)

hahahahaha!
only if you fill in the form (honest, it does work)
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)

shame
where did you finish?
( Sargant, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

dunno. not first so it doesnt matter.
So I guess we revert to the original plan of mailing our demo to every record company we can get the addresses for....
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

or do something to get yourself in the media
...
( Sargant, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)

like a squirrel.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

well i was gonna dress up as a sparrow and crash the stage whilst east 17 are playing at my uni extrav.
but the chances of east 17 getting in the papers is slim. I dunno, maybe Ill twat gareth gates or something.
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)

make a flash animation with kittens
and use your band to do the track

seems to work
( tef ‮fet, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)

funnliy enough, wayyyyyyyyyyyy back when they were just getting popular
i mailed crab bloke and asked him if hed do one for our website. He politely declined cos he was just starting to get proper commissions, but he sent a very nice email back so nuff respect.
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)

couldn't come *mutter*
fucking meals *mutter*

You got the first swear word out of me on the board in over a week.
( supermoore: HUNG, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)

Unlucky mate
as long as you had a good time though innit......
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)

aye we did
and made some cool friends, so its all good.
( PMGT Bosh, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)

definitely
sounds muchos woo
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)

BASTARDS!!!
Kill them all!:)

Oh well mate...You still rule!
( Az The Spaz, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)