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# I was gonna post some googlism
but the first two images my name brought up were a Nigerian mass-murderer and a big fat greasy IT professional. Way too close to the truth.
(generaljoe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:14, archived)
# Have you done all your revision?
Because you forgot one important thing:
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# I am way too old
for revision. Speccy. :)
(generaljoe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I sympathise
with this googlism plight thing.
If ANYONE comes up with pix from google image searches on 'Blyerkit' (split any way you like)
, I will post them a personally autographed banana.

:@ |
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# if you google for pootle
you get the flump, which I have already done enough with already.
The second picture is a picture of pootle with nohands coming up behind him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# no probs
bly
erkit
(Symball, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Oooooooooh!
Search separately! DOH!
*feels stupid*

Address for banana?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# hello
I spoke to you at the bash didn't I? I'm not usually that shitfaced, I can't remember a thing I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I believe you did
All I can remember is a discussion on the fact that you're not a girl
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I'm glad
you noticed, only on Sunday I had three blokes on b3ta demanding to see my photo, I think I was quite a disappointment for them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:27, archived)
# You lucky thing
None of them appealed though, I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# if I was that way inclined
I'd be the luckiest guy on Earth*

*not true
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Thats so to-the-point
in a non threatening, cute kinda way.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# ooh
You've given me an idea to get a bit more threatening in these pics...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Along the lines of:
"Don't Threadwaste you fucking cnut or I'll cut you" ?
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Possibly with fewer words
And maybe a touch more polite
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I understand
It's a fine balance to strike.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:41, archived)
# haha
mine brought up an ant (good) and a scary woman in a coffin (bad).
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:16, archived)
# 'Kay, I missed all this
I guess you put your name into google and see what comes up?
(funkylins, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# split it onto two parts and use the first image returned
sarg / ant
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Thanks...
Okay, I put in funky and got a site called www.funky-chickens.com I am scared!!
(funkylins, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# yes
in 2 halves, to get 2 images to merge together
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Okay, sorry
I did it wrong. my bad.
(funkylins, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# If your going to tell
us that - then do it like this I.e Threadjak NOT waste!!



TJ/ A search for "Mat" returns this first
Which looks mad enough as it is so I'll leave alone!
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:17, archived)
# Does it make
a difference then? I guess the messageboard only holds x threads, but any number of replies, yes?
(generaljoe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:18, archived)
# correct
15 threads, each with unlimited replies
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:19, archived)
# you might be able to help me then
where the FRIG is the taxi company you have to buy. I'm so nearly done.
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# Taxi
company is in little Haiti, just north of Mother Poulets gaff.


/gamesmaster
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# well done sir :)
it's a cool place to buy too... you get 3 missions to do, with a "secret vehicle" as the ultimate reward; also I just noticed that you get all-new radio chatter but only in Kaufman Cabs.

I liked the Borgnine reference in GTA3, but the Kaufman reference is far superior.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:29, archived)
# what is
googlism?
(I helped save b3ta! mcleod666, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# see
above
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# I think
you search for your name in images on google's web search and then mash it.
(generaljoe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:21, archived)
# cheers
think i know what you mean
(I helped save b3ta! mcleod666, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:23, archived)
# I.e
Search 1 = "Mr"
Search 2 = "Mat"

For me obviously not you..
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:25, archived)
# yarr, ye be right
which is why if it's not a link or an image, and it's posted during daylight hours, people get peeved
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:20, archived)
# or in fact
a bit snotty. :)
(generaljoe, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:22, archived)
# thin
ice
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Tue 3 Jun 2003, 13:24, archived)