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# Jet
singular
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 1:46, archived)
# not moon kittens
100% FACT
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Warrgh!
Piss de la monde!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# But Moonkitten
has a plurality of penii, so he can satisfy _all_ the lady kittens, much like astronauts also do*!

*100% fact with 0% confidence :-S
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 1:49, archived)
# I have
never seen a cats willy.

100% FACT
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 1:58, archived)
# Me
neither
it's all talk if you ask me
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 2:01, archived)
# You must have seen the movie,
You must have read the book.
It's the pork sword of a feline
So take a second look.
It gets cut off to stop them fighting,
And pissing all over thee.
So if you know someone who smells really bad
Then you must know a cat's willy!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2003, 2:09, archived)