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[challenge entry] she's gonna be a stunner when she grows up!

From the The B3ta Book of Records challenge. See all 262 entries (closed)

(cheebatv, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:18, archived)
# with a tongue like that
no-one is really going to care what her face looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:19, archived)
# she can lick her elbow too
and prove all those smart alecs wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:21, archived)
# i can lick my elbow
but it involves a trick i learnt where i can turn it 360 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)
# technically though
you have 4 knees and no elbows
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)
# like an elephant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# no thanks
I just had dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/1534652
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# that loop's too small
it needs to be bigger to fit it all in
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# click on it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# erm hello is there an echo in here
hello, lo, lo, lo, lo
(cheebatv, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# how to
win friends and influence people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# eeeeeeew...
:P
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# I can lick mine too
but I don't do it very often because

1. I've got no real need to
2. It's incredibly bloody painful
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:25, archived)
# oooh mind wee wee
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:21, archived)
# yes
because it would constntly be hidden behind a huge lollipop
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:21, archived)
# with a tongue like that
no-one is really going to care what her face looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:21, archived)
# she can lick her elbow too
and prove all those smart alecs wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:21, archived)
# i can lick my elbow
but it involves a trick i learnt where i can turn it 360 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)
# technically though
you have 4 knees and no elbows
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Like an elephant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# no thanks,
I just had dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# How to
win friends and influence people ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:26, archived)
# someone just pissed on my brain

(cheebatv, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:21, archived)
# help!
I'm stuck in a loop!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/1534662
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
# that loop's too small
it needs to be bigger to fit it all in
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:23, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/1534647
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)
# this is the strangest thing
that's ever happened
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:27, archived)
# it's like winning the cheese lottery...
all over again
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# aaragh!
my brain! it's melting!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:29, archived)
# erm the matrix has broke
did someone see a cat
(cheebatv, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 20:24, archived)