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# do you need
to change his nappy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I don't even want to hear about nappies
the ratbag had wheat by accident yesterday and it's not pleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)
# ah
joy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)
# were were you
you missed a fun night out:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I'm so pissed off about that
as we were driving back from a day out at Loch Tay, my mum announced that we were's going home, we were going for a bbq at her boyfriend's in the middle of fucking nowhere and having not exchanged mobile numbers with you lot, I couldn't even let you know. At least I'll be out tomorrow. Provided my tonsilitis and chest infection don't get any worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# pah!
Alcohol is the healer of all bronchial troubles.







I think
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:33, archived)
# I don't
drink
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:36, archived)
# rubbing alcohol.
I never mentioned imbibing it.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)
# but who would I find
to help me with rubbing alcohol for a chest infection? more to the point, is there enough rubbing alcohol in the world for the job?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)
# hmmm?
*intrigued*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)
# what's
intriuing about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)
# I'd offer to help
but sadly I'm not in the same part of the country as you.

And I doubt if my wife would let me travel up tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)
# bring her too...
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)
# okay, i'll see if she's interested.
Can I bring the baby if we can't find a sitter at such short notice?
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)
# of course!
the ratbag loves babies : )
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)
# right.
I'm off home now to see what the wife says ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:52, archived)
# we
just gave ours some pear for the first time and his poo looked like goose poo.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:29, archived)
# i read that as
goatse poo. i think i might be on here too much...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# too late:(
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 17 Jul 2003, 17:27, archived)