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# anyone remember me?
hello everyone. anyone remember me? i used to post quite a bit, but haven't been on for a while after having a falling out with a couple people on here one heated afternoon :)
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:02, archived)
# i don't remember you
but welcome back
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# name rings a bell.
a very quiet bell that goes "ding ding ding, who the fuck are you? ding ding ding"



what did you fall out with them about?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# cos i "threadjacked" and "thread wasted"
so i told them off for being pedantic cunts and went off in a big huff.
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# impressive.
join the nightshift. Its a way of life.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# fair enough
what made you come back?

they're a lot worse now...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# my other half still comes on here loads.
and i miss the belly laughs.
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# ooh another b3ta couple?
who's the missus?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# You look worried.......
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Nah, thats more "jealous" than "worried"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# The one...
...that made the anti-Avril Lavinge pixel pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:09, archived)
# ms unicorn?
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# indeedy...
:)
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:13, archived)
# i had a very odd moment with her at the bash.
i think she was one of the first b3tans i met. but i was very drunk when i arrived and started kissing all the women on the cheek. then i saw ttlu, who i didn't feel confortable with kissing, for some reason, so there was an awkward pause because i did in fact kiss her on the cheek, thinking it would be possibly more insulting to kiss everyone except her...
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:15, archived)
# hehe...
that sounds about right...
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...have you ever thought that it might be a good idea not to drink?

I heard about your balcony incident ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:19, archived)
# /blank look
what?

and it should be noted that at only two bashes have i got shitfaced. (and at one of them i wasn't the one who stipped naked on the dancefloor or needed to be carried anywhere.) the rest i was fairly restrained at.
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:20, archived)
# So you didn't...
...get drunk and think it would be a good idea to leap from the balcony at the last bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:22, archived)
# nope.
that would be gr33dy.
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i thought it was
pixelchimp?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:24, archived)
# i read summat about gr33dy nearly breaking his leg
and i saw photos of pixelchimp's pouch. assumed two variants of drunkenness and no-one could be so drunk as to combine the two.
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:26, archived)
# Apologies...
...but Spacefish was very drunk when he told me the story.

I blame him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:25, archived)
# its just all the angry tramp stuff i reckon
shouting at cameras for stealing your soul.

i got away with murder at the bash because of the few people more drunk than me

literally....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:24, archived)
# too much winking!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# yes her.
she hates her too.
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...my memory scares me sometimes. Not half as much as my mammories though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# oo oo oo
I know who that is....


bugger. who is it?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...you should always quote the immortal words of Stouffer when that happens.

"It's only a messageboard on the internet"

It's also funny, because I know he will egospazz and see it every time I post his name :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:07, archived)
# so for reference, we should also point out
that he once got paid £4 for sex.
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:09, archived)
# yes...
...and I should post this too:

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
thorpe would like that. winky-woo!
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# you forgot to mention his name
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# No I didn't...
...but just for good measure

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(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# This..
...will now be top in the spazz :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:13, archived)
# oh good!
stouffer, you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:14, archived)
# don't need to.
he'll open the whole thread when he ego-spazzes and sees bob's message. the tosser.
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# He really is...
...a complete cunt.

Isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:13, archived)
# not to mention
a scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# And a whore!


LOOK, look at the time on my post...


I'm spazzing as I type this
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 30 Jul 2003, 0:48, archived)
# what the message about
stouffer and four pounds of sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:15, archived)
# as i said
when he opens bob's, he'll open all responses...
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:16, archived)
# Yeah...
...the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# sounds like some red hot pygmy action.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I cant' egospazz.
My username is too short.

I know, I've tried ...

This is not an incitement to trash me when I'm not around tho ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# wanker....
oh, sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# thanks to skaslut
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:12, archived)
# I remember you...
...you have a thing for Avril Lasagne.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I have a thing for her too...
...but mine is more along the lines of murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# really?
ice bullets. its the way to go. leaves no evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:06, archived)
# re-he-he-he-he-healllllllllllllllllly.........
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# yes
or bullets of frozen human meat
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...have you been watching Columbo?

Dean Stockwell was once bludgeoned to death with a lump of ice in a swimming pool, therefore the murder weapon could never be found.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# no but there was a murder
outside my mate's house on saturday and we were discussing the perfect crime...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:15, archived)
# you made that sound like dean stockwell used to get bludgeoned to death on a regular basis....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:18, archived)
# The Fear agrees


Last outing for that one, into the "don't repost a 5th time" box.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Ewwwww!
But strangely good at the same time
(wilesy, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:11, archived)
# that's fighting talk
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# i do.
and bizzarely, i had lasagne today.
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:05, archived)
# i don't remember you at all.
would you like a hug?
(martian, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:03, archived)
# Alyson came looking for you
but i told her you weren't here and i think she went off with BigDave.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# I remember you
but not the argument. What was it about? We can pick up where you left off?

No, seriously, welcome back. Now make us a piccy :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)
# do u really want me to?
my pics are shite. and i currently have nowhere to host them. boo.
(Rockbus, Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:09, archived)
# I don't remember you
but just in case it was me you fell out with.... fuck off.

No, seriously, howdydoody.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 25 Jul 2003, 1:04, archived)