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(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Roll up Roll up....
Get yer eggs brushed here....
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:23, archived)
# you know what,
i've never had a handy kitchen tool to brush my eggs with.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Well
actually...


(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# what? what? WHAT?
*now has the fear*
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# you know.....
that's a really nice rhyme.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# it filled me with
existential dread.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# it filled me with
inspiring joy!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# Aw
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:33, archived)
# On a solemn note
I would like to add a P.S. to that

Jerry Falwell can kiss my dick.

/and I don't even know who Jerry Falwell is...
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# I have just pissed myself
laughing

You bastard.
(kryptik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:39, archived)
# I'll take two please....
but no toblerone.....bleh!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# I'll have it if you don't want it.
MMMMMMMM Toblerone.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# very good......
is that anika rice with the toblerone?
(carlossthejackass, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:25, archived)
# Er.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# you sure?
looks like him.
(carlossthejackass, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# haha!
thats fab, I'll take a lorry load and setup a market stall.

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# HAHA! I am
laughing.

A lot.

A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:26, archived)
# and an eggbrush too!!!
where do i sign?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# Dial now
Operators are standing by.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:28, archived)
# i bet they are sitting down really...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# They're probably skiving off
Lurking around the coffee machine at the moment.
Its their one break of the day, when we let them see the sun. Through a very small window.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:35, archived)
# what???
they don't get a diet coke break?

you bastards!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:38, archived)
# Someone in my student kitchen
left a full fat collecting tray from a George Foreman grill for weeks. Then they left the house.
It festered for a couple of months. Not nice.
Anyway, Woo to the pic! I wanna EggBrush!
(kryptik, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# we did that regularly.
anything left unwashed got put out on the balcony, where it got rained on, then it went back in the cupboard. We got an award at the Xmas ball for ingenuity. Although I got my room deposit back today, and they fucking deducted fiver for having a dirty kitchen!! bastards!! they completely ignored the fucking drawer I smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# when I left universoty
they deducted fourty of those English pounds for clearing up.

Pah!, our beer-can mountain could not have filled more than two standard skips.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:36, archived)
# i'll have 4 of those
is international shipping included?
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:27, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:29, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:30, archived)
# s'dead good
that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 23:31, archived)