actually, they DO like water

( Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

I
would!
( sunny_jimbob, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

NORKS
NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS NORKS

Yay!
( sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:12, archived)

I
Like norks!
( D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

does this count as speeeeeed core?

( tef ‮fet, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

no, probably ocunts as
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED NOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRKS
( Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

What is it about norks you find so interesting?
Is it the 'pearl necklace' thing?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

That and their beauty...
...I love all sort of norks.
( sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

I was weaned
on them you know.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

No...
It's the "norks" thing...

I dunno... to be honest, I really don't know why. My GF has the best norks.

Although, they're not the best to everyone, but I LOVE them.

Maybe it's an errogenous zone thing?
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

i don't know why your gf has the best norks either.
i'll help you find out if you want :)

everybody has their own personal preference. yours is bum, mine is legs, Sunshine Elephant's is being made of matter
:)
( Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:21, archived)

Oh no, that's not my preference.
But I LOVE her norks, because I love her...

My personal fave is the bum... AND she has a nice bum...

Keep yer hands off of my GF ;)

I just got your reference to S.E. and I disagree, he'd go with holograms too, you know.
( Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:23, archived)

And she likes a
pearl necklace.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:25, archived)

oh you're right
well then his is "his being alive"
( Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:28, archived)

Why does your
Grandfather have norks?????
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)

ask Derek to give you a pearl necklace!
he will happilly oblige...
( Bitchpapa, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

I did that already.
It mucked up my weave.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:18, archived)

*snigger*
*snort*
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

how is your tumpsy?
I am always thinking about your tumpsy...
( Bitchpapa, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:24, archived)

Oooh, it's still a bit tender.
But I can pick up pound coins with it again!

I'm a whole woman again.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:26, archived)

( vulga nie jestem Polakiem, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:14, archived)

I need a funny
picture of a newt. Looking apathetic. Anyone shopped one in the past - done a spaz and no joy just redex.

I'd say nice pic - but I'm not really partial to t&a
( Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:13, archived)

This one do?
www.nccn.net/~syitrail/newt.jpg"
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

it didne
worrrk!
( Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

Works for me.
dunno, sorry.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

www.apatheticnewts.com
( Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:15, archived)

Just for that
I'm not going to not wish you a happy un birthday
( Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:16, archived)

but what about k&o?
kittens and ocean

and i didn't do it for the t&a, i did it for shopping a kittens face onto a woman.
( Or is it?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

Well:
This: www.mzoo.com/images/cresnewt.jpg

Or this:

www.hcontrst.force9.co.uk/images/tc2.jpg

Newts don't seem to display much emotion.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:17, archived)

You're a star
thanks!
( Banana, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:19, archived)

Tell me that you love me and you want to pay my rent.
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 16:20, archived)