One for the gents:


From the Irons for Men challenge. See all 231 entries (closed)

( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:54, archived)

It doesn't cover the
gnat's chuff, then?

/gutter
( butchbint, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

But of course!

( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

Otter's pocket
Hehehe,

Also:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Budgie's+Tongue
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:55, archived)

har har har
troubleshooting guide at the back?
( Lynxkitten, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

did you mean
to misspell it?
Edit/ And indeed that picture doesn't show the clitoris at all, so what's the bloody use of it, eh, eh? bloody men, totally useless, grumble, grumble, couldn't find their own arses with both hands and a torch
( MizEmma, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

that's because
most men don't know where it is...
( Staticgirl, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

sad
but true.
( MizEmma, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)

those 'men'
are probably 'boys'


i've found that strumming it like a six string doesn't help much either.... ;-)
(cybo, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

Nah, you need
to pluck it like a double bass
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

to the tune of
'stray cat strut'
(cybo, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)

Becuase
you girls don't take the time to show where it is...?
(devilstick, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

look
we did the hard work of finding it in the first place. If you cant it just proves you're not up to the job!

ha! put that in your pipe and smoke it.

(just kidding)
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

Well
We don't have one, so we must search where it could be:

(1) We don't feel if we found it
(2) We don't get the time to look for it
(3) Maybe we don't WANT to know? :)
(devilstick, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

fairy
snuff.
but oh it is worth it. you know it is.

:)
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

Actualy...
I don't :)
(devilstick, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

well
one day you will find the right woman and it will.

she will be totaly in love with you and you will live happily ever after

ok.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

rofl
Thanks ;)
(devilstick, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)

clit
here here!!!
(mancminx, Mon 18 Aug 2003, 12:03, archived)

too true
well must be a manual written by a man.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

Hahahaha
Afternoon. Fixed now.......and the head still hurts!
( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:04, archived)

Awwww, poor thing
must have been that frying pan round the head from Mrs SB then :D
( MizEmma, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

Hahahaha
Nah, she was fast asleep when I got back. So I woke her up and pissed her off for a while!
( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:10, archived)

You do like to live
dangerously, don't you!
( MizEmma, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:14, archived)

:D

( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)

Right, back to the grindstone,
see y'all later - well, sometime, anyway...
( MizEmma, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)

Ah
I thought it was part of the joke that the diagram didn't show it at all...
( chthonic, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

yes...
...that's it
( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:08, archived)

the above statement is sure to be a lie
- quite a lot of a FACT ;)
( MizEmma, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:11, archived)

Darn...
...rumbled!
( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)

:D

( MizEmma, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

surely that the entire female reproductive system.
not just the clit.

which is a myth.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

the clit
is a myth?

my wife would disagree :)
(cybo, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

well i've never found hers.
not for the want of trying.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

my wifes?
wots you're game pal!
(cybo, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:59, archived)

those times when your out with the lads.
or when she's "Working late".

my game is yatzee.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)

arf!

(cybo, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

Where's your flower source image from below?

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

you can find it
here
(cybo, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

I don't know why my wife complains,
I've never found mine so how am I meant to find hers?
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:02, archived)

Does it cover:
- Wizard's sleeve
- Gashed vole's stomach
- Greasy waistcoast pocket
( Bad Horsey, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

beef curtains?
greasing your foaming gash?
( Lynxkitten, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:57, archived)

Hairy Axe Wound

Edit: Wow, what a profound 300th post
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

Paper bag full of kedgeree
or lap kebab.

Or seafood blancmange.

Or steak drapes.
( Bad Horsey, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

ok ok
enough already!

;)
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)

i forgot hairy pie
mmm...pie
( Lynxkitten, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:01, archived)

harhar
is there a chapter for "Wizards' Sleeves"?
by the way Mr Sick Boy - did you know you fudgepacking thing is now number 2 on the sun's "top ten viral chart"
and that bike one is too.
well done.
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:56, archived)

Yay
Cheers fot that!
( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:12, archived)

isnt it
clitoris....... not clitorus

you'll never win with spelling like that

;)
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 12:58, archived)

hehehehe
EDIT: Fixed now
( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)

hahah!
"you dont know what one looks like!
you dont know what one looks like!"

try searching for one on google.
:)
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)

ASCII clit:
/ô\
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)

I looked up
Clitorus (sic) in the dictionary.

I couldn't find it.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:00, archived)

Why ? It's clearly spelt clitoris.

( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:03, archived)

Hmmm
found it now.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:06, archived)

Clitor what is?
You've lost me there...
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:05, archived)

oh and
clitorises don't come in bucketsize. they're beans to nubs to mini-penis size! I think you should call it Fanny. ;P
( Heather S, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:07, archived)

Actually...
...the clitoris extends up inside the vagina and is really rather large.
( sick_boy, Thu 14 Aug 2003, 13:09, archived)

All this..
...and no one mentions the most beautifulist word..




...Quim
(Phooey, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 22:20, archived)

Quim may be good,
but nowhere near the ultimate classic - 'minge',
as in -'How's your minge love?'
'A bit fishy.'
(Mr. Ploppy, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 4:24, archived)