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[challenge entry] If at first you don't succeed


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(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Wow!
Friday night not at the pub treat!

WooYAY dude!
(matti, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# it is indeed very very good
but why is it a comp entry?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# becuase
there's only one short frame, but...
(1, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:51, archived)
# what are you banging on about?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:54, archived)
# woosome indeed
we like that
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:27, archived)
# that's
quite clever.
I now don't have to be at the cinema for another 3 hours, argh what am i to do?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# well personally I'd wank off 180 times
Does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# it might
if I had your stamina ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# I'm quite suprised, and also sad for the guy
poor Bongo... I don't think I could manage it once in that time!

/boast
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# not even once
in three hours?!
I'm quite sad for you! And your poor arms..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# well
I might be able to manage it... but it's not usually considered a bad thing - I just wish it's help me build up some pecks and a six-pack
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:42, archived)
# if it wasn't for your tender age
I'd suggest drawing inspiration from the post below...

what are you going to see, oh small one?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# pah
American Pie 3.
And!!! I shall be getting garlic bread beforehand, so my craving will finally be sated!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# oooh
I've not seen 2, and only the TV-sanitised version of 1... let me know how 3 is, will you?

how will you manage to be in the seats and on the screen at the same time? is this some special modern magic? ;)

p.s. woo yum for garlic bread!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# is this you
trying to say i look like alyson?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# well,
as I remember we did make that decision in London the other week!

"And then this one time, at a B3ta Bash, ..."
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# um
no!!
We decided that I didn't look like ANYONE from Buffy!
heh, Im not sure I'd like to guess how that ends..
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I think
it should be made into a compo - although not with your face attached, just in case things went too far...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:43, archived)
# a
compo? of what exactly?!

And yes I think the less of my face on the board the better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# a compo
on how to finish my sentence... events that should (never?) happen at a bash
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:49, archived)
# ahh
i thought you meant regarding the buffy lookalike thing. Yeah, could be quite hilarious. But perhaps a little too closed for the newsletter readers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:52, archived)
# yeah
damn them anyhow, lazy bastards - they should come look at the board!

:D

I think a buffy compo would drive half the boarders wank-crazy and the other half just plain crazy...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:53, archived)
# find a nice chilled bottle of white wine
and sit on b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:29, archived)
# a bottle?
one glass is more than enough for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# matti
What are you going to see?
(matti, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:32, archived)
# sorry
Yes, you're are still quite little.

But it has to be said in all my life the people who could drink the most vodka were the girls I knew when I was about 15.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# wine
makes me terribly drunk..
Vodka too actually.

But I am something of a lightweight yes..
Are you missing your other half yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:36, archived)
# honestly no, not tonight
Since I got broadband I've been out all weekend every weekend, I am so glad to be able to have a quiet one.
I need the sleep among other things.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:39, archived)
# That's true.
I knew 15-16 year old girls who could drink 2 bottles of wine, half a bottle of vodka, and then steal anyone elses drink that was left over and down that too. Admittedly, they couldn't move the next day, but it's still impressive.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# 11:30 showing?
How... Late. I'm a fan of getting to the cinema early, then afterwards going and getting drunk while you talk about it.
(goat thinks you're shit, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# That is still a work of genius
100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:28, archived)
# genius
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:30, archived)
# that
am very woo!

I'm bloody chuffed to have got in the 100th newsletter too :)
I've already had a bit of fan mail and I'm talking with an un-named celebrity about doing their flash Xmas card :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:33, archived)
# you're an internet celebrity
we're not worhthy
we're not worhthy
we're not worhthy
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:34, archived)
# yay me!
the other day if you typed in "wogan dance" or "wogan floral" in to google, that anim came up 1st. It's changed now, but lets see what happens :)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:35, archived)
# a while ago
if you typed "Silly Chickens" into google I was the number one choice.
It was the same day as PC Format printed one of my pictures that had gone viral.
I was slightly chuffed, but I couldn't tell anyone at work about it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:37, archived)
# oooh
which pic was this?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:41, archived)
# erm, this one of all things
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:46, archived)
# hehehe
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# it was only because it plasterd all over the tube
that I saw the word apology in escapology.
The whole text was pootled, hence the term
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Yaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:45, archived)
# For Crikey's sake man
that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:48, archived)
# hurrah for machinery... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Erk.
That really puts mine to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Fri 15 Aug 2003, 20:59, archived)
# wow
oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 16 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)