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[challenge entry] i'm hungry as hell,haven't eaten anything today,
anybody have a sugestion on some kind of food that takes about 5 minutes to do?

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(Pjotr, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# not
poodle
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Boil your own head.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'm not sure
that five minutes would be enough?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# You want it al dente though
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# delia suggests:
3 minutes for al dente 5 for hard boiled...
she also suggestions serving on a bed of spicy brains.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# ingest yourself!
..
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# many a true word spoken:
Ingest.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Thread noodles
Throw them on the floor once you've cooked them and then you'll know how we feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# .
best reply ever
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# 5 eggs
and some toast
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# your jizz
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# yay!
How stereotypically kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ccylad carries on breathing all the way up to, say, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Is it Friday already?

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hah
i went to brixham last month.

fucking seagulls (+ trolls)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Make that
a competition entry!
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# should i hide something in the text?
(Pjotr, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# A spelling mistake
or two? ;)
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# shoot some smack
then you really won't care for a couple of hours
(dognutz, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I once got it on with a nice beef casserole
I was able to "do it" within 5 minutes. The casserole was clearly unimpressed.
(Kimbo, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# pork pies and muffins
take seconds to move from shelf in Tesco to basket and seconds to remove from fridge and stuff whole into face. MMMMMmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Guiness.
what? it's nutritious
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 21 Aug 2003, 13:59, archived)