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[challenge entry] I suspected that awful movie had an agenda...

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(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:33, archived)
# I'd love to do his hair.
I think he'd look good with low-lights.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:34, archived)
# I think
an acid perm would work quite well.
Hi dawn, where have you been? We were worried about you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I was taken to a hippie commune called Findhorn.
There I learned that life can be a fun-free zone.

I ate lots of vegan food. But the lining of my bunghole fell out and we had to return.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I expect they taught how to weave yoghurt
It's a very fashionable skill amongst the hippie folk.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I got my bum out loads in the hot tub.
I also managed to eat an entire 45lb cabbage in one sitting.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# That must have cleared out your pipes
Was it for a cabbage eating competition?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Well I didn't really understand everything that went on.
Apparently a lady grew massive cabbages in the 60s by communing with plant spirits who told her what to do with the poor soil there.

I stayed in a caravan (last week. Not in the 60s).
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:45, archived)
# Hmmm
communing with plants is a tricky business. My aunt had a nasty accident with a parsnip that she was trying to be as one with.

A caravan? Oooh swish. I'm more of a tent girl
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Yes. It had all the mod cons...
Spiders as big as your head; lesbian nuns who came round to tidy up; a lovely robin who attacked Sue Drawbridge everyday cos she wouldn't feed him; and a man who put his willy through the letter box everyday until Fat Paul poured boiling water over it the day we left.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Caravaning with Drawbridge is hardly a holiday
no wonder it was fun-free. At least that robin had the right idea, if only he'd been a poisonous robin.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Sue Drawbridge has alopecia.
I laughed and laughed and laughed.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:58, archived)
# she'll be begging you
for a wig any day. Convince her she needs hair implants and you can stab the bitch in the scalp.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
that's probably why she's jealous of your skills with the weaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 16:02, archived)
# Is that the place up north?
It was on telly at the weekend. Its all about talking to the earth to get your plants to grow or something...
(rachboc, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:53, archived)
# I guess so.
It was full of miserable white, middle-class hippies who drove Rolls Royce's. They all had eating disorders and their ugly brattish children looked like they had just risen from the tomb.

I loved it.

I met someone from Atlantis.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Hurrah
The board has been sadly lacking in hair and beauty advice in your absence
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Brightened my day
at the very least.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Yay!
Welcome back Dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)
# I nearly died in Scotland.
I wasn't allowed any of my loungewear OR my make up. That bitch Sue Drawbridge says I am getting too hung up on hair and beauty.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:47, archived)
# that's only because she is jealous of you
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Do you know something...?
I think you might be right.

She never likes it when I get attention. A man was trying to rebirth me in his caravan when Sue barged in with some of the Women's Group and claimed they were rescuing me. All he did was put an egg on my tumpsy to help me get a baby.
(Dawn Syndrome, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Oooh, that's nice.


It's refreshing to see someone put some effort into this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Cheers!
I started friday afternoon when the compo still had impetus, and have been so busy with viruses (virii?) I only just got it done now!
Edit: I mean patching the damn things
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Tue 26 Aug 2003, 15:44, archived)