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A collection of some of my faves:

The therapy was going well...

...until I asked Freud about his new tattoo.



Every story has a beginning...










Advanced video imagery

showed it was simply a rather hot ostrich taking a dip.



It's a wind turban. (sorry)


Bounce you must.




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Haha. That's hatstand that is.
Reminds me of my Fruit Cockatiel


(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 16:04, More)

It was hard to tell who was most upset.
Gerald *did* have an angry cat on his head,

but Mr. Winkie woke up with a rather large black man up his arse.

Things were about to get interesting...

*EDIT* No idea where idea for this one came from, but it makes a rather nice (albeit somewhat low res) wallpaper.
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 4:38, More)

It's late, slow and there's a twunt below me*


EDIT: Not directly below me. At least not in the physical sense anyway.
(Fri 14th May 2004, 3:42, More)

Gee Bur(n)t



Other Celebrity Burnt people
(Sat 23rd Aug 2003, 16:18, More)

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(Tue 5th Aug 2003, 4:44, More)

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(Tue 29th Apr 2003, 20:00, More)

For the love of kittens


RUUUUN!


bigger(if you dare)
(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 14:14, More)

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big it up
(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 15:12, More)

Lucas experimented with various creatures

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Before deciding that it would be a little unrealistic to have a Taun riding a Space Hopper.

For the full Star Hoppers collection visit PIXELMASHER.com
(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 15:25, More)

How *else* would they get into the trees?

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It's an Elevatorô
(Fri 10th Jan 2003, 16:47, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

I was about 12 years old.
It was Christmas.

The whole family were gathered around after stuffing ourselves with too much turkey and we decided to play some games. Pictionary was all the rage back then so we split into teams and started to have much hilarity.

Everything was going fine until the point where my cousin was drawing something that looked like an eskimo and an igloo. Nobody on our team could guess what he was drawing and then it hit me - the right word was on the tip of my tongue. I strained and strained. I shouted "I know it, I know it". People were getting excited, looking at me trying to just get it out. My cousin was going frantic.

Then it hit - I remembered the word an shouted it out at the top of my voice!


DILDO!


Everything stopped. People stared. I suddenly realised what I'd done.


Needless to say, that wasn't the correct word.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 16:39, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

My office was used in "Chicago".

Right at the end, the paperboy waves his arms out of a window. That's my office that is.

I was also filmed teaching a business class for a news report on how the budget affected small business owners.

I also got interviewed for my book a couple of weeks ago too. 10 mintues of hard sell :-D



/I just realised how dull all three of those actually were... *sigh* So much for my 15 minutes of fame. I've probably only got another 30 seconds or so. Hopefully it'll involve nakedness.
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 2:56, More)