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# do you believe I have a cold now?
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(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:29, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# nervous sellotape?
infringe my underpants, matron. Solution to badger? Why, I couldn't possibly eat another.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# that's easy
for you to say
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:30, archived)
# the jobcenter
gave me a list of websites to use for searching for jobs.
one of them is a porn site.
i'm not sure what they are trying to tell me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# that toast is
fucking lovely. Thats what i'd be trying to tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:32, archived)
# wank it... wank it hard
you have bugger all else to do.

(I bet you get a job before me though)
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# report the jobcentre
make an official complaint that they're trying to expose you to lewd and offensive material.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# especially as they refuse to
advertise jobs for sex workers. Including Ann Summers, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:36, archived)
# didn't that get overturned
I would try and find out, but I think searching for Ann Summers, is best done at home, if at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# this is indeed true
although Ann Summers isn't really such a fun and easy way of making cash as the company indicates.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I think it was shop work,
rather than party organising, that the jobcentre ad fuss was about.
Could be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I start work
at the Jobcentre a week on monday.

(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:45, archived)
# hooray
now you can get your revenge.


and pee in the coffee of the person who forced you to take the job


Jobcenters. Modern day press-gangs more like.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:47, archived)
# There's a couple
of fitties at the office!

My fear is that they are students just here for the summer and will disappear shortly.
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:55, archived)
# what was it?
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# www.jncp.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:40, archived)
# maybe
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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:31, archived)
# ooh didn't know you were around
anyway i just arthured you a small question
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:35, archived)
# actually i think i know the answer's tears for fears
apologies
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yes, in 1984 I think
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:38, archived)
# cheers.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# What the?
Is today incessant babbling day?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:33, archived)
# I thought today
was Warren Clarke day?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Damn!
I'm wrong again?!?
Fuck!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 16:42, archived)