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# He'll end up in porn judging by the way he's spreading his legs.
Mind, he's more attractive that Ron Jeremy, so he could make it big. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)
# though
probably less well endowed than Ron.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Thing
about him as well is that it just goes to show you can be a ugly bloke and do porn....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# in my experience
most blokes who do porn are ugly. I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)
# but
then on the other side of the coin...they be ugly blokes paid a small fortune to shag like bunnies....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# that's IT!!!
ugly blokes become porn stars because good-looking blokes can get a shag in more conventional ways!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I
know I ticked the wrong box years ago when the careers officer came round the school...I should of ticked `be in porn films`..ohh woe is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# it's
also to do with 'timing'.

Ron can jizz at will.

A VERY rare skill.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# How does
Will feel about this?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# i've heard
he's very accommodating
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# probably
goes "Yuck" rather a lot and has learned to close his eyes and mouth very quickly...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:14, archived)
# i think it's the whole "Hey, that could
be me!" factor
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah, but you should see how
far he can jump.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Yeah,
but what a tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)
# oooooooOOOOooooooohhh
*mind wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)
# You're
incorrigible.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# encourageable
surely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I don't need...

...much encouraging either!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# good lord
that's frightening
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# seconded
puppies, Werthers & grooming spring to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Would
you like a sweetie little girl?
/Charlie Drake
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)
# don't let the hair
confuse you... oh, right... you meant her...
(vork and burlap, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:05, archived)
# Well
"Fuck religion" has always been one of my personal philosophies...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:12, archived)
# it is a rather disturbing pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 11:13, archived)
# yes
I am indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)