Arrrgh
that hurts the eyes.

Time to sleep, perchance to wet dream.
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

Aye there's the rub
Hamlet! Yarr!
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

Rub it
Rub it Hard!
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)