did antone spot this a while ago? or was it just my eyes?

( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:55, archived)

hehe
WOOO
now i WANT to get drunk... only 3 more years!
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

It only takes me
half an hour and a bottle of vodka. How long have you been drinking for?!
( jola, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

-3 years

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

Did you know that
Americans find the word CUNT really offensive?

In fact they think the word CUNT should be banned!

I find this a shame for the poor CUNTS.


Never mind, call me a CUNT if you think I'm out of order...
(Plum Pidgeon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:04, archived)

I'd call you a cunt
even if you were in order

but i'm like that
(vork and burlap, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:05, archived)

Blimey three years?
Now that's alcohol tolerance!
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

poor you
just fell out of my local pub to open another Carling. sh*t that means I'm old
( blupp, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)

born 1988!
hats off that you are on b3ta. and I could be your dad! oh, this makes me even older. another drink then
( blupp, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)

you can be my dad if you wish

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:03, archived)

I could be all of yer
dads*, you young whippersnappers!

perhaps not thebear, fat boab, cassidy, flanflinger (where hell he?) and other b3tans over the age of <thinks> 20 or so.

shite, I'm old!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

*I've* got
lots of grey hair and a proper job, if it makes you feel any better. :-)
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

have you grown the
grey hair since the embra bash last munf?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)

Nope
it was there. Just hidden under red hair dye! :-)
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

heh, perhaps I should
let the purpleness of me hair grow out to see if there's any grey there!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)

Nah!
Mad coloured dye is the way forward!
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)

Phew
I get worried that there aren't any other young 'uns on the board at times :)
( Whillow, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!


that is all
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

Arrrgh
that hurts the eyes.

Time to sleep, perchance to wet dream.
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:56, archived)

Aye there's the rub
Hamlet! Yarr!
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

Rub it
Rub it Hard!
( Wurzel really needs to get out more, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)

How did he type it????
.
(T1, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:57, archived)

it could possibly be a lady
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

i don't know.
but he's rumoured to be wanking as he did.
( pickledpizza born again, well happy. New me, woo!, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:58, archived)

you rather full of the old puns tonight sir

( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)

ngggggg
nngggggduuuuuurh

*thud*
(vork and burlap, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 0:59, archived)

bastard
I haven't even been drinking. stop pissing on my mind
edit: that should be a comp entry because WRITING SHOULDN'T DANCE
( dragonish:::, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:00, archived)

;)
( GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:02, archived)

very nice
makes a change from the usual basic insults...
(icedragon, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

booo,
it's an image! and I thought you'd taken time over it and everything
( jola, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:10, archived)

That sorta thing doesn't

TTTTT  AAA  K  K EEEEE  L      OOO  N   N  GGG
  T   A   A K K  E      L     O   O NN  N G
  T   AAAAA KK   EEE    L     O   O N N N G GGG
  T   A   A K K  E      L     O   O N  NN G   G
  T   A   A K  K EEEEE  LLLLL  OOO  N   N  GGG

( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:16, archived)

Ah
that was made in the days when pre tags were fairy tales and moon dust...or sommat.
( GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:18, archived)

yarryup, they're

 fff     b
f        b
ff  aaa  bbb
f  a  a  b  b
f   aaaa bbb

( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:23, archived)

Rahness!
It's cool you guys react with such polish.

I'm done with being the devil's-cunt, off off I go, you won't hear from me again.

Keep up your cool stuff.

Lots of silent shits look on in wonder.
(Daisy Cutter, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:13, archived)

Nah, stick with it,
you'll soon be absorbed into the wonderful fluffy (alcohol driven) world of b3ta.....
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:17, archived)

NO!
stick around, paintmash a kitten.
To the casual observer, it may seem that we hate each other, and that's true inasmuch as we're all cunts...erm, I've lost my train of thought...
( GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)

...
oh yeah, it looks like we hate each other, but we don't really. A lot of us know each other personally, and have superhappygaybumsex...er...it's happened again...
( GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

...
...kittens?
( GR33DY, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:22, archived)

Booooo! Shame,
I was beginning to admire your verbosity... ;-)

Get your potatoshop out and start making fluffy pictures!
( jola, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)

haha
it makes more sense that way
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:20, archived)