I could be all of yer
dads*, you young whippersnappers!

perhaps not thebear, fat boab, cassidy, flanflinger (where hell he?) and other b3tans over the age of <thinks> 20 or so.

shite, I'm old!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:06, archived)

*I've* got
lots of grey hair and a proper job, if it makes you feel any better. :-)
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:07, archived)

have you grown the
grey hair since the embra bash last munf?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:11, archived)

Nope
it was there. Just hidden under red hair dye! :-)
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:14, archived)

heh, perhaps I should
let the purpleness of me hair grow out to see if there's any grey there!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:19, archived)

Nah!
Mad coloured dye is the way forward!
( splorp ®, Sat 20 Sep 2003, 1:28, archived)