chestnuts roasting on an open fire.....

jack frost nipping at your toads..

From the Make 'em dance challenge. See all 435 entries (closed)

( redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:21, archived)

That's a bit strange.
Oddly arousing, though.
( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

i know what you mean
it shouldn't be, but it is...
( new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:23, archived)

It's the gusset.
Definately the gusset.
( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

I live near the famous Welsh town of
Pant-Y-Gusset.

good Morning All!
(Smudger Angel Heart, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

I once visited Whan-King
in Thailand.
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

I once visited
Enormousveiny Bell-End in Indonesia.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

I've never been to me

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Really?
My Dad was in the Malaysian town of Huge-bulbousarse-grapes last week.
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

Ive been to Nob End in Bolton....

( PMGT Bosh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Bangkok?

( popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

My parents live in Sexhow.

( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

no they don't
or you wouldn't be here
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:37, archived)

West Ham have a
player on loan called Wayne Quinn.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

I thought it was Pant-y-gyrdyl.
I've bee lied to through humour. I hate that.
( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

There's a
town near Kuala Lumpur that is called Puchong. In Bruneian Malay, the word Puchong means willy.

Ha ha how we laughed when we saw that.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:35, archived)

like george francis out of robot wars.
it grapes the squildo...
( PMGT Bosh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

You called?

( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

urgh
*shudder*

that guy gave me the creeps.
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

so it IS a man!

(Hobbes, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

I'd keep your head down before some one
sticks his head on your body, if I were you.
( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

its only a matter of time.....

( PMGT Bosh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

I thought
that was him
( butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

barely

( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Arrrgh.
*plucks out own eyes*
( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

phwoarrrrr
( PMGT Bosh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:29, archived)

White panties
always do it for me.
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:24, archived)

graping
your squildo?
( Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

Raping my squildo, more like.
How's it going Tedmus?
( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

not bad ta mate
first day back in work for a week though so bit of bummer , you?
( Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:32, archived)

Aye, I had that on Monday.
I'm alright, nicely tanned from holiday, just been hiding cos me boss was right behind me.
( charliedontsurf, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)

14/F/cambridge
i like tennis and boyzone...
( new_matt, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

LOL
Me too, shall we meet and talk about sex boys?
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

i have a webcam
when my mummy and daddy go to bed i could show you my boobs.
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

*faints*

( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

really?
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)

I'll be the one
with the beard and sweaty hands.
( butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

not surprised
with over 16000 posts you have neither the time to shave or wash
( thebear has now achieved 50 Solar Orbits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:38, archived)

Washing
is overrated. You can't be a paedo if you're not nice and sweaty.
( butchbint, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

Mmmmmmm
Nice
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)

I'll regret asking...
WHY is it wearing pants?

Morning all!
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

mornin Lady B.
you feeling happier today I hope?
( PMGT Bosh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:25, archived)

erm, well to be honest, not really
I had a lousy night :(
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:26, archived)

awwww
whats up?
( PMGT Bosh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

Me

( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:30, archived)

just on a bit of a downer the last few days
open to offers of cheering up though!
( Batsgirl, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Ive run out of images to send you now!
think kittens!
( PMGT Bosh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:36, archived)

if it wasn't
then it would be indecent...
( redkat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:27, archived)

I'll regret asking
But why does anyone wear pants?!
( Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:28, archived)

It's a big scam/con...
...started by Marks & Spencer
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:31, archived)

to avoid skids
on your trousers
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:33, archived)

Effective anal hygiene
is the key to that
( sick_boy, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:34, archived)

Anal floss
the modern day alternative to knickers for young ladies.
( F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)

that would be the thong
th thong thong thong
( popt_art, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)