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[challenge entry] Jickey



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(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Looks like a big cock and balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)
# And fins ..
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# ..for her pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)
# But of course ....
.. a gentleman always ensures his lady has pleasure, and always rests his weight on his elbows.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah,
but resting your elbows on her tits, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# One on her tits ...
.. one in her mouth if she's a lippy cow
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Nah....
If she's a lippy cow then you wipe your cock on her bedroom curtains and refuse to pay her.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Each to their own ...
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)
# obviously..
takes notes...tits
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# You think that's big?
either you have a cinema screen or a tiny whanger!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# I do have a tiny whanger
but I've got massive balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Ah well
it's all relative I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)
# that
or its the only shark member of the mickey mouse club...m.i.c.k.e.y.f.u.c.k.o.f.f.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# it's the lesser spotted
bollocked headed basking shark.

it's ok, they're vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Can I claim this yet?
www.b3ta.com/board/2078465
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)
# have you read the small print?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)
# jaws and micky mouse?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)
# what big eyes
it has
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)