Jickey



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( NAWS Whats all this then, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:52, archived)

Looks like a big cock and balls.

( Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:53, archived)

And fins ..

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)

..for her pleasure.

( MissPrism, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:55, archived)

But of course ....
.. a gentleman always ensures his lady has pleasure, and always rests his weight on his elbows.
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:56, archived)

Yeah,
but resting your elbows on her tits, obviously.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)

One on her tits ...
.. one in her mouth if she's a lippy cow
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)

Nah....
If she's a lippy cow then you wipe your cock on her bedroom curtains and refuse to pay her.
( sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 15:02, archived)

Each to their own ...

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 15:03, archived)

obviously..
takes notes...tits
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)

You think that's big?
either you have a cinema screen or a tiny whanger!
( sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)

I do have a tiny whanger
but I've got massive balls.
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)

Ah well
it's all relative I suppose.
( sick_boy, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:59, archived)

that
or its the only shark member of the mickey mouse club...m.i.c.k.e.y.f.u.c.k.o.f.f.
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)

it's the lesser spotted
bollocked headed basking shark.

it's ok, they're vegetarian.
( popt_art, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)

Can I claim this yet?
www.b3ta.com/board/2078465
( Baz Fuck off, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:58, archived)

have you read the small print?

( popt_art, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 15:08, archived)

jaws and micky mouse?
woo
( cheeves, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:54, archived)

what big eyes
it has
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 14:57, archived)